Astral project, baby! Meet God! Have a drink!

just an elf on a bike in a well, generating random numbers @crackberryscone everywhere else

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

This was in a book I got today and it’s honestly how I feel

[julieterbang]

yasya.green_

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

one william dollars spotted in the wild

[minxitsy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

we cannot live in chains

[square-enix]

god forgive me

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[dogpuppy]

[pokemon-npcs]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[hungwy]

ummm, why are you here? didnt you see the sign? this is MY camping ground

[hungwy]

between rat island and monster island are 10 watery circles for your fearful pleasure

[hungwy]

i 💗my submerged rectangle

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

heyyyyyy i was at your house earlier and i basically poured a bunch of hot oily fat from a frying pan alllllll down your kitchen sink drain. real carefully too. right down the drainhole didnt touch the sides