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At least I didn't vote for the rapist.

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[7dmom]

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[bbyinblu]

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[beardedmrbean]

[tachyon-at-rest]

Fuck, that's a cloud to yell at.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[memeuplift]

[euphorictruths]

Harbinger- Darcy Saxton

[prettyfunnyy]

[icaseybaybee]

[simena]

Michael Malm

[awakingasterism]

I feel like a ghost when I come back on this website. I'm floating through the halls looking for everything I used to know but everything is different and nobody sees me

[pillarsalt]

hairy women that aren't marooned ,disabled or homeless show the world how little they respect the feelings of people around them and so are naturally treated with less respect which is what these goofballs want anyway it makes them feel unique

why would someone have feelings about my body hair 🤨 control yourself?

[pillarsalt]

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[contemptible-scoundrel]

to dissuade thieves from plundering their treasure while they slumber, many dragons have taken to melting their hordes into colossal mounds of solid gold. attempts to break off small pieces are too slow and too noisy to be practical, so the wyrm can rest easy knowing their riches are safe. so to say, I'm looking to acquire a very large and very quiet forklift

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[tall]