Unlearning

Thank you, ominous fire hydrant.

[officialcrow]

my gym teacher got heated n sent me to the front office cuz I kept humming negro spirituals while I was on the rowing machine

[envisionari]

[nick-avallone]

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[espikvlt]

there was literally a hand walking around wtf lmao

[snakeofsparda]

THEIR GOTH GAME WAS JUST HARD AF

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[cinemagal]

10 Frames

Hell or High Water (2016) Dir. David Mackenzie

[lassoway]

gaten! is! so! talented!

[2spoooky4u]

HE DID THAT

[m11ke-wheeler]

I ONLY STAN TALENT™️

[richietoaster]

HOLY SHIT

[stevesstrange]

OMG SOMEONE SIGN HIM ALREADY!!!

[immaplatypus]

For those who didn’t know, Gaten has actually worked on Broadway since 2011–he played Gavroche in the 2014 revival of Les Miserables!

And as if that wasn’t fantastic enough, Caleb McLaughlin also worked on Broadway before doing Stranger Things!  He played Young Simba in The Lion King cast from 2012-2014.

Joe Keery and Charlie Heaton also used to both be drummers in rock bands, Finn Wolfhard plays guitar, and Millie Bobby Brown has already shown her singing (and rapping!) skills on everything from Youtube to The Tonight Show!

Bottom line is, we need a Stranger Things musical episode immediately.

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Bitch, my children are so amazing 😩

[stability]

[sunbutch]

okay this is gonna sound weird but bear with me for a second

a couple months ago my friend told me about something called “lesbian sheep syndrome.” when sheep mate, all the female sheep has to do is stand there and the male sheep will take the initiative. but when two female sheep want to bang (and yes, lesbian sheep exist) they just sidle up to each other and wait because neither of them know what to do

lesbian humans do the same fucking thing. as women we are conditioned not to seek out relationships because it’s the men’s job to pursue us. we are actively discouraged from participating in our own romance. so when two women like each other, there’s this weird stand off because neither of them know how to proceed. add our internalized homophobia to the mix and it’s nearly impossible for us to find relationships without going through a significant amount of mutual pining and emotional distress first

the whole point of this is i know it’s intimidating to talk to someone new, especially a pretty girl, but you’ve gotta make a move! you can’t be a lesbian sheep!

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[damnthosewords]

Fresh Off The Boat - “A League Of Her Own” - Nicole comes out to Honey in a lesbian bar

[jjbrozier]

Fucking mELISSA ETHERIDGE

[anchoredinthe0cean]

WHY AREN’T ALL COMING OUTS LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

[findmyrupertfriend]

“You’re not even a person, you’re a testicle.”

— Vasily Stalin, The Death of Stalin

[sgrrush2]

[saoirseronandaily]

Saoirse Ronan photographed by Dusan Reljin for Glamour Magazine

[lsfield-deactivated20250130]

I screwed up the voice settings on my piano and now everything sounds in octaves, so obviously I took a video. Here’s September by Earth Wind and Fire. 🌎🌬🔥

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

The moment Rihanna became the face of the Met Gala in a look that might never be topped by anyone except by Rihanna herself in the future.

“This is the Black Frozen! This is the queen of the night!”

“It’s not about the Met, it’s about this right here.”

(cc video: RihannaOverdose)

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Most hood song she couldve performed and she did. Im in love.

[c3rvida3]

I got a sexy Marty McFly outfit together, and in unrelated news, I need to figure out my Halloween costume.

[c3rvida3]

People seem confused when I say “sexy Marty McFly costume”, like, “Oh, you’re going to wear heels and cut offs and a low-cut shirt with a puffer vest,” but you’re fools. All of you. Marty McFly’s canonical outfit is already the sexiest combination of garments ever conceived. So many shirts. What’s going on under there? Nobody knows. Mystery. Intrigue. Double denim. It’s peak fashion and the sooner we all admit it’s the tightest outfit ever, the sooner we can all stop living in fear. Also, I’m gonna’ cut the band off of a couple calculator wristwatches and wear them like pasties.

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund