[sarahseeandersen]

[shubbabang]

believe in the me who believes in you

[circetorilavalos]

Bro 1: I can show you the world bro.

Bro 2: Dude, show me.

(Bro 1 holds up a mirror to Bro 2)

Bro 1: You mean the world to me bro.

Bro 2: BRO…

[lecretary]

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

[lecretary]

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

[touch-my-cuboner]

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

[verodwrath]

lmao there it is 

[madmaudlingoes]

You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spencer in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more—whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken. 

Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spencer asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.

Spencer’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.

Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.

[shinykari]

[unsavinq]

everything that costs more than $1 should be illegal 

[1234asdfzxc123-deactivated20200]

[tyleroakley]

Never has a graph been more of an accurate representation of the exact data it’s trying to convey.

[lunarlore-deactivated20190312]

me: everyone needs to just b chill 😇

me 10 minutes later at a red light: WHY👏ARE👏WE👏NOT👏MOVING

[awe-some-possums]

*looks at clock*

Me: Crap. I have to be somewhere in six hours. Time to start psyching myself up.

[deactivated09128734-deactivated]

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

[ultrafacts]

Sources+more info: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[granniekid]

Omg the two playing just cracks me up!

[ultrafacts]

Video: [x]

[occasionalcolor-deactivated2016]

I am dYING

[fruitmart-deactivated20200526]

*understands one word without subtitles* i’m practically fluent

[passionofsadness]

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

[crudecomics]

#notyourbabe

[burriton]

i really don´t know what i expected

[sepiatonepizza]

[blexicana]

When you smoke the weed once

[froscan]

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

[that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin]

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*