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[aweirdfan]

Hillo I'am aweirdfan

Hillo and welcome to where I post whatever the fuck I want. So be prepared. I can post all from DSMP til F1 to Blur and Gorillaz. So yeah.

Ask me here

I would gladly talk about anything. Maybe even write something but that’s a huge maybe. I don't really write.

Here's the tag for all my art. Just know that i don't post my art very often.

Here's my blog with all my fanfic recs so enjoy

Here the blog

If you ever need anything translated from english to danish. Just send it my way I would be happy to do so.

Here is chosohairbuns’ masterpost of Palestinen people who need money. Just a small amount is find or even if you can’t donate (like me) reblog so other with money can donate.

I am a person who stands with Palestine because what Israel does goes beyond reason. Because it’s horrifying and terrible and I am a person with empathy.

[sesamie]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

What's your blog title from?

What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?

what are you looking forward to right now?

if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?

What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

What's your hair routine like? Anything special?

what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?

favorite month of the year and why?

favorite time of day and why?

do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?

what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

dishes or laundry?

what's something you learned recently?

if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?

what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?

do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?

Write, type, or speak?

what do you wish someone would ask you?

[cilantrhoes]

[fruitcakebro]

Both.

[stillnotmollified]

some of you weren’t around for the fan fiction dot net purge of 2002 (when they banned explicit content and mass-deleted thousands of fics) and the livejournal purge of 2007 (when they deleted hundreds of blogs, disproportionately targeting queer & kink content) and it shows

this kind of policing is why ao3 was created

remember, kids, the three laws of fandom are:

- don’t like; don’t read

- your kink is not my kink

- ship and let ship

[rembrandtswife]

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

[katebeckets]

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

[overseer-picard]

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[torvada]

How it feels to read fanfics from fandoms that you’re not apart of

[burntundertones]

[max-whathappen]

"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

and they all have daddy issues

[haveyouseenmybwoah]

Y'ALL GOTTA READ THIS YO IM TAGGING PEOPLE KJHKFKJHDHFD THIS IS TOO FUNNY @cirrusskylarr @kimistopmoaningontheradio @taryikk @oscarpiastri2026 @sunken-bentley @theannoyingspeedster @alittlechaotics-blog @l1terallykat

[moonshynecybin]

crying. well he did try to do that to be fair like rather famously he did try to shake his hand but (x)

[moonshynecybin]

davide tardozzi calls rosquez reunion ​‘SOMETHING OF A MISSION FOR MYSELF’ at 2026 WDW (x, x)

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[aweirdfan]

I got my first ever attack by a_Weirdough and it was even animated. I was so fucking happy so of course i had to do a revenge. I did this cool fanart of their OC Molly.

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[aweirdfan]

here's my first ever attack on art fight. This is Leioalp's OCs Jade and Nahla.

[aweirdfan]

So for the first time in my life i am joining Art Fight. Wish me luck guys. Btw my username is Danish_person if you wanna fight :3

[aweirdfan]

Ok so i am some days late woops. And it may have been a week since i made my character card thingy for art fight (double whoopsie)

anyway here it is.

[ikram1909again]

Please grace us of a bit of lore for Leweus. They sound interesting...

*deep breath* oh Leweus 🚬🚬🚬

I don't even know what to say because they genuinely make no sense 😭😭 it started when Marco came back home to bvb in 2012. Lewa was already there and they became friends pretty quickly and when I say friends I mean it pretty loosely. Marco had other people he was much closer to especially Mario who was his bestie but he was so different with Lewa. What they had gave you the impression that they weren't aware of the eyes on them at all. So intimate that you feel the need to look away at times and I swear this isn't just me rpfing they were just weird about each other 😭

Now that's the cutesy fluffy phase of their whatever they had and god knows these GIFs don't even cover the quarter of what they had. There are also YouTube videos you can check that show many more moments that show how insane they were at times 😭

And then disaster struck and Lewa decided to leave bvb for Bayern as a free agent a year after they also took another one of our stars (Mario). So that was considered a big betrayal tho not as big as Mario's imo because he was actually an academy product and should've been more loyal. Now for context Mario and Marco were super super close and when he left to the same club Lewa went to they were fine. They acted normally after games etc so everyone expected the same to happen between him and Lewa right? Wrong! Oh Marco was bitter! Especially in the beginning. He was so mad at Lewa he shrugged him off when he tried to hug him and Lewa's reaction was so 😭

Some games after, he got the hug at last but Marco looked like he barely had time for him (look at Marco going down to lace his boots while Lewa is still holding on to him 😭) yet he still made a separate post for Marco with that hug and captioned it: "90 minutes of fighting at the pitch, but outside the stadium there is more to it than football. Was great to see you all again" tagged marco and referenced his celebration "🙈🙉🙊 " (which could mean nothing).

There's also this photo that makes my heart ache poor Marco 😭😭😭🚬 he looks so betrayed 🚬

But then they also do shit like this (this was years after Lewa left and their handshake was still intact btw) and the hand... And this and this and this also this and this etc etc god knows there are too many moments to count.

And then there's that one video that made sports Yaoi history and that I can never escape for the life of me 😭 no but I will give everything to know what was going on in their heads on that day. Lewa literally holding eye contact until Marco couldn't keep the serious face anymore and why the hell was he rubbing his eyes after like he got emotional 😭 like what was going on? Marco was asked about it recently and had this very normal answer I guess?

The interesting part about Marco's reaction to Lewa back then is that he stayed in bvb for a long time and had to watch many of his good friends leave us and a few to Bayern too but he didn't show anger towards any of them except for Lewa. He was genuinely giving bitter ex and he didn't even care to hide it. When he was pissed at him he made sure he showed it. It was to the point they unfollowed each other and Lewa followed him again but Marco hadn't followed him back to this day despite Lewa still following him. He's still hanging and his first post is still the photo of Marco kneeling in front of him 😭 the fact that Lewa cared so much to make amends and kept reaching out also makes the whole thing even more intriguing because that was hardly the first time Lewa fell out with a teammate nvm an ex one yet he never went far and beyond like he did with Marco. They both acted out of character when it came to whatever happened between them.

So that's it I think 😭 I tried to cover what I could and what I remember because I was very young when everything happened but yeah that sums it up.

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

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