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[aweirdfan]

Hillo I'am aweirdfan

Hillo and welcome to where I post whatever the fuck I want. So be prepared. I can post all from DSMP til F1 to Blur and Gorillaz. So yeah.

Ask me here

I would gladly talk about anything. Maybe even write something but that’s a huge maybe. I don't really write.

Here's the tag for all my art. Just know that i don't post my art very often.

Here's my blog with all my fanfic recs so enjoy

Here the blog

If you ever need anything translated from english to danish. Just send it my way I would be happy to do so.

Here is chosohairbuns’ masterpost of Palestinen people who need money. Just a small amount is find or even if you can’t donate (like me) reblog so other with money can donate.

I am a person who stands with Palestine because what Israel does goes beyond reason. Because it’s horrifying and terrible and I am a person with empathy.

[aweirdfan]

Here’s some more of my art. Maybe later on i will add some lore to her (and a name )

[lettuccine]

role swap? age swap?

[yfel-axel]

happy arkcoweek!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[nicomrade]

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

"I asked ChatGPT,” "I asked Gemini,” "I asked Siri," Well I asked Baelor “Breakspear” Targaryen and he said his brother is strong so…

[scrumptiousmoonperson]

my spearhedge recs

WIP

a pointed hunger in the belly by hamletkin - first one I ever read that had me weak

savage gift by @palmviolet - incredible prose, if you haven't already get reading

Will You Lay Down Your Armor by @crypticranger - no praise high enough, my ultimate hurt!Baelor fic

In the Halls of the King by stopstopstopit

In Roses by @bleakflamingos - READ IT OR PERISH

no lesser man by folkflower

The Worth of a Star by SeasOfRhye

so much for stardust by Spitfire007

A new morning dawns by qwerty098

an appointment in ashford by serein

by your side (i will stay) by @draganvil

Some part of me stayed alive (each time that you called) by @nichestars - I've lost count of how many times I've read this one

The Songs and the Stories, the Lies and the Glories by @leupagus

Why, then the world and all that's in't is nothing by maybe_itsapineapple

The Lie. by qwerty098

Sworn Twice Over by Mirokai

Never was a song as bittersweet as chivalry. by youngjusticewriter - this series is so interesting and full of feelings

All Living Things by xlamentcasx - shameless self promotion lol

Complete/one shots

cupid’s arrow, fly straight and true by Anonymous - greek mythos themes but Westerosi gods, begging you to read this

Will have beauty too by Acephalous - time travel but it's going here because it's complete and I'm obsessed with the angst and devotion

and up he goes by Asvan - this will hurt you in a beautiful way

Oath by spqr - Dunk whump fic, get ready to suffer but you're gonna be happy about it

the hands of a beginner by hamletkin - pwp

blood-red deep by holidayblues - pwp

Until sweat stings your eyes by @applecrumbledore - pwp

As we kneel in prayer by BottomOfTheRiverbed - pwp

Baelor's Knight by HonoraryDawn - Dunk and Keeping up with the Targaryens

Strange Alchemy by SpaceCadetCoco - cute Egg drugging Dunk with potions to try and get him and Baelor to hook up

Claimed By A Dragon Prince by Aerilon452 - pwp

AU's

A Thing Called Devotion by @malstroem-mal - not exactly a ship fic but dragon Dunk and the vibes with Baelor and Egg are *chefs kiss*

firelight by @smoosey - dragons, mediaeval medicine top tier integrated with the divine, I'm so invested

Lori the Small by Anonymous - mpreg omegaverse, just a lovely lovely fic with an expanding world as part of the series, your heart will explode

The Crowned Dragon's Elm by Binkledorf

best not to agonize by Qwest - this fic is not omegaverse but a secret third thing & features Lyonel as well, wall sex 👀

the good is oft interred with their bones by Pavuvu - soulmate AU, includes stormhedge, truly gorgeous writing

The Fairest in the Land by Xxylo7 - time travel fix it AU

family affair by linguafranca (blackcarlotta) - mpreg, feat. Aemon and just seems so full of promise

can i steal you for a sec? by Cathswaite - modern AU, reality TV where Baelor gets coerced into being on The Bachelor & Dunk is a camera man

with just a word or two by @itellyouthisisnottheend - modern AU with actor Baelor & HEMA instructor Dunk

oh, you built me a castle (to make me a king) by @draganvil - PERIOD DRAMA AU 😍 nobility Baelor & stable hand Dunk

o no, it is an ever-fixèd mark by theroadbetwixt - soul mates!

From Westeros, With Love by daughtershade - modern James Bond AU

Dragonskin by @chi-chi-chimera - dragon shape shifting, super possessive Baelor

The Ancient Magus’ Knight by GrimAnonymousRex - manga/anime AU for those not familiar with The Ancient Magus' Bride it is fantasy/fae vibes

A Hedge Knight Walks into a Room... by the_winterfloof_17 - omegaverse pwp vibes hehe

Quicksilver and Brass by eleveneighteen - omegaverse, very super intense vibes feat. hammeranvil

Owned by SoulCut - omegaverse

Songs of the Brave by Black_to_clover - the gods & divinity, Dunk has magic

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[lunebrew]

sighs wistfully and forlornly and woefully and

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

why are you as two blonde people dating

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

Oh Mein Gott die girlies auf zumblr leben in 1940!! Ja Ja!!!!!!

[ryns-ramblings]

Omega!Dunk Fic Recs

I love a trope done any way as long as it makes sense within the story itself so this is less anti-alpha!Dunk and more highlighting a more niche subtrope in the fandom. I know everyone loves alpha!Dunk and I do too, but it feels as potentially equally in-character for him to be an omega as much as an alpha. He has that protective and selfless nature that feels very suited for the omega characterization trope, though obviously his feisty younger self and great warrior skills also lend well to him being an alpha--but that's most fics, so I want to spread the love. This is a mixture of ships so I'll put what it is in each fic.

Sweeter than Mud by hellzboy

Dunk has always known he was tall, tall enough that it was peculiar- made even more so that he was an omega. A good thing, he thought. Most people that got close enough to scent his second gender assumed he was a beta who’d gotten lucky enough to share the bed of an omega. Then he meets the Targaryens.

(Dunk/Aerion) This is the fic that got me really into this subtrope for me. The way they write Aerion and Dunk's meeting is just so predatory and yet Dunk finds himself really into it despite himself. A little teaser quote for fun:

The prince’s tongue darted out, licking the corner of his mouth- scenting the air; like a snake- lizard? He thought. The air between them felt thick, charged, like the moments before a storm breaks. Dunk swallowed harshly, his throat dry as sand. He could feel the prince's scent now, wafting toward him on the breeze, sharp and metallic, like heated steel fresh from the forge, undercut with something wilder, almost smoky, like dragonfire banked low. Alpha. It wrapped around Dunk's senses, making his knees weaken just a fraction. 

let me see the heat get to you by snarwor aka @snarwor

In the Seven Kingdoms, only an alpha can be sworn a knight of the realm. Somehow, Dunk's gone this long without presenting as anything. But Ser Lyonel Baratheon has a talent for getting him hot under the collar. Should mean nothing. Let the games begin. (a remix of the show, but make it omegaverse)

(Dunk/Lyonel) I love a fic where the omegaverse aspects are built into the worldbuilding of the fic they're in, and this is such a good example of this. It makes sense both in ASOIAF and omegaverse rules that only an alpha should be a knight and it makes sense that Dunk is assumed to be an alpha due to his height despite not presenting yet. Lyonel catches it at their first meeting, though, and the sparks fly in such a fun way. It also has some interesting (and, to me, believable) fanon interpretations for Stormlands customs and history. Tidbit for the road:

A voice from long ago echoed in the back of his mind. We call the first stage of the hunt ‘the quest,’ where a huntsman finds out if there’s anything worth pursuing at dawn in the first place. Only when you’re certain there’s something worth chasing should you set your mind to a hunt. He’d found his worthy quarry. In fact, he’d been staring at the man long enough that he’d felt the alpha’s gaze upon him. Hesitantly, the man looked over his shoulder, instantly ensnared by Lyonel’s regard. Gods, but his eyes were so blue, even from this distance and this dim a room. The man did a nervous shuffle, glancing away from the weight of his stare as if denying his attention would shield him from it. No such luck, little deer.

Embers in the Meadow by Credenciales

Valarr and Dunk met since the first day Valarr arrived at Ashford. Omega!Duncan Alpha!Valarr

(Dunk/Valarr) In comparison to the stormy and dangerous men paired with Dunk above, this one is much softer--two good and loyal knights who find care between one another. There is much less of a heirarchy in the intimate power dynamics between them as an alpha and omega, which is a nice palatte cleanser when reading the messy fics of the fandom. My favorite chapters are the ones from Valarr's POV as there's such a quiet steadiness in his perspective that's nice to read. Tidbit to entice:

Valarr lived for combat, is favourite, the joust. There was a raw, dangerous beauty in it, the thunder of hooves, the knowledge that a single heartbeat of distraction could mean a broken neck. In the lists, he wasn't just a Prince; he was a knight seeking glory, his focus narrowing until the world was nothing but his adversary in his visor and the chest as his target.

[baratheonpilled]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.01

[valc0]

[ryns-ramblings]

Omega!Dunk Fic Recs

I love a trope done any way as long as it makes sense within the story itself so this is less anti-alpha!Dunk and more highlighting a more niche subtrope in the fandom. I know everyone loves alpha!Dunk and I do too, but it feels as potentially equally in-character for him to be an omega as much as an alpha. He has that protective and selfless nature that feels very suited for the omega characterization trope, though obviously his feisty younger self and great warrior skills also lend well to him being an alpha--but that's most fics, so I want to spread the love. This is a mixture of ships so I'll put what it is in each fic.

Sweeter than Mud by hellzboy

Dunk has always known he was tall, tall enough that it was peculiar- made even more so that he was an omega. A good thing, he thought. Most people that got close enough to scent his second gender assumed he was a beta who’d gotten lucky enough to share the bed of an omega. Then he meets the Targaryens.

(Dunk/Aerion) This is the fic that got me really into this subtrope for me. The way they write Aerion and Dunk's meeting is just so predatory and yet Dunk finds himself really into it despite himself. A little teaser quote for fun:

The prince’s tongue darted out, licking the corner of his mouth- scenting the air; like a snake- lizard? He thought. The air between them felt thick, charged, like the moments before a storm breaks. Dunk swallowed harshly, his throat dry as sand. He could feel the prince's scent now, wafting toward him on the breeze, sharp and metallic, like heated steel fresh from the forge, undercut with something wilder, almost smoky, like dragonfire banked low. Alpha. It wrapped around Dunk's senses, making his knees weaken just a fraction. 

let me see the heat get to you by snarwor aka @snarwor

In the Seven Kingdoms, only an alpha can be sworn a knight of the realm. Somehow, Dunk's gone this long without presenting as anything. But Ser Lyonel Baratheon has a talent for getting him hot under the collar. Should mean nothing. Let the games begin. (a remix of the show, but make it omegaverse)

(Dunk/Lyonel) I love a fic where the omegaverse aspects are built into the worldbuilding of the fic they're in, and this is such a good example of this. It makes sense both in ASOIAF and omegaverse rules that only an alpha should be a knight and it makes sense that Dunk is assumed to be an alpha due to his height despite not presenting yet. Lyonel catches it at their first meeting, though, and the sparks fly in such a fun way. It also has some interesting (and, to me, believable) fanon interpretations for Stormlands customs and history. Tidbit for the road:

A voice from long ago echoed in the back of his mind. We call the first stage of the hunt ‘the quest,’ where a huntsman finds out if there’s anything worth pursuing at dawn in the first place. Only when you’re certain there’s something worth chasing should you set your mind to a hunt. He’d found his worthy quarry. In fact, he’d been staring at the man long enough that he’d felt the alpha’s gaze upon him. Hesitantly, the man looked over his shoulder, instantly ensnared by Lyonel’s regard. Gods, but his eyes were so blue, even from this distance and this dim a room. The man did a nervous shuffle, glancing away from the weight of his stare as if denying his attention would shield him from it. No such luck, little deer.

Embers in the Meadow by Credenciales

Valarr and Dunk met since the first day Valarr arrived at Ashford. Omega!Duncan Alpha!Valarr

(Dunk/Valarr) In comparison to the stormy and dangerous men paired with Dunk above, this one is much softer--two good and loyal knights who find care between one another. There is much less of a heirarchy in the intimate power dynamics between them as an alpha and omega, which is a nice palatte cleanser when reading the messy fics of the fandom. My favorite chapters are the ones from Valarr's POV as there's such a quiet steadiness in his perspective that's nice to read. Tidbit to entice:

Valarr lived for combat, is favourite, the joust. There was a raw, dangerous beauty in it, the thunder of hooves, the knowledge that a single heartbeat of distraction could mean a broken neck. In the lists, he wasn't just a Prince; he was a knight seeking glory, his focus narrowing until the world was nothing but his adversary in his visor and the chest as his target.

[aweirdfan]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Right now its beneath the mask from Persona 5. Just the quite, calm tone of the song is just stuck man.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you