Catchy blog title!

Boys, Vampires, and other things I can't have

[bigwarmth]

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[nymphpens]

he's a 10 but he has no compassion for my poor nerves

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[didney-worl-no-uta]

I grabbed my phone so fucking fast to take this

[marvwlserpentine]

Tony: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in this room

Y/N: I’m not going to kiss anyo-

*Loki walks in*

Y/N: Okay, I’ll do it! I’ll kiss Loki but only because you dared me to

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Y/N: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Loki:

Loki: Should I not have?

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Loki: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Y/N: It was me…

Loki: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

[rhodeys]

saving the world, one distraction at a time

[guccier]

[champagnemoon]

We need at least two Octobers. One goes by too quickly.

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Oh, man, is that the best you got? Come on, bring it on, butt plug!

Bring It On (2000) dir. Peyton Reed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[officialhellsite]

me and my fanfics-

[procrastinationcentral1993-blog]

[animatedtext]

[unclefather]

[thecommonchick]

me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*

[alexromero]

Twilight (2008) dir.  Catherine Hardwicke

I’d never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

[stimman4000]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]