Hello World and All Who Inhabit It

Nighttime postings of various stuffs.

[doodlefox-beta]

i turned myself into a pickle jon

i’m pickle garfield

[doodlefox-beta]

i’m so bitter that this is my highest reblogged post

[nevaehtyler]

[destinyrush]

Marshawn 🖤🖤🖤

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

No nigga that it’s Serena lmao

Quality

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Where’s Waldo?’ would be much scarier if Waldo was the one searching for you.

[gofoxelectronika]

[dbztextposts]

[xxronscreamysurprisexx]

When Scp 173 and 096 Containment breach together.

[mr-unlight]

I’ll fake God I’ll fake God I’ll fake God I’ll fake God today Hop up on a cloud and watch the world decay Ana on my shoulders and we’ll laugh away… [ OH ANA // MOTHER MOTHER ]

Drew this ages ago when I purchased a set of 100 fineliners. I’m still very proud of it- Rest and Ricklaxation is definitely one of my favourite episodes. Once I heard the lyric “Ana on my shoulders and we’ll laugh away…”, this image came into my head. (btw I do understand what the song is really about)

[lilakennedy]

soft™

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[brucediana]

We have now entered the year when Bruce Wayne has retired as Batman.

[jakemorph]

bruce wayne was batman??????????

[just-shower-thoughts]

Natasha spelt backwards is AH SATAN

[gofoxelectronika]

[slimetony]

If you are a garfield fan and a bottom I’ve found the perfect mug for you

[awesome-mystique]

Way funnier than it should be!

[werewolf-cuddles]

Oh yeah, I am living for the shade.

[scope-dogg]

I’ll laugh if tumblr’s stupidity is so powerful that it manages to resurrect fucking Newgrounds

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

i’m a lesbian and i have this friend who’s also a lesbian, and she’s said that she’d be willing to date me and she sends me pics alot, but i’m not sure if she means she’s actually interested in me?

lesbian: i literally would date you

other lesbian: what does that mean 

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[musicoftheknight]

Tumblr:  We want complex villains!  Tumblr:  But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever. 

[scaliefox]

My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.

He merely responded

“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”