Hippy Dippy Bullshit

Kari | Bi | She/Her Apparently I just blog whatever pops up right then. I also occasionally overthrow the patriarchy. Check out my fic on my "My Writing" page!

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

Frankenstein’s Monster literally got the exact opposite of what I like to call “The Fandom treatment.” Instead of having a horrifying and/or not-normally attractive and inhuman creature being turned into a beautiful and/or sexy human by fans, a considerably attractive and goth prince who was pretty much MADE of human has been turned into a slobbering, grotesque, and ugly monster by the media 

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

to give you visual aid to what i mean, here is what he is usually depicted as by the media:

and this is what he is actually meant to look like as described in the book:

“His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.” (5.2)

[rannulfr]

Reblogging to add that the second image is from the 2004 Hallmark production.

It won an Emmy, has an 89% approval rating on Amazon, and is to date the singular most faithful adaptation of the book ever made.

It was finally released on Blu-Ray a few years ago due to fans rallying and you can also watch it on starz or pick up the old DVD for a few bucks online.

[connemor]

[valtsv]

[senorita-patita]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[darth--nickels]

Various leaders of the Jedi Council (the highest religious authority!)  very much believe that Anakin is their prophesied savior but they harbor such an intense personal dislike for a nine year old that they just kind of shrug it off and quietly disregard that part of their doctrine. Like, WHAT

[sith-shame-shack]

yoda’s like “the vibes on this child… disgusting, they are” and the rest of them are just grimacing and nodding 

[weirdmageddon]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind:

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

millennial hipster christians are way more insufferable than just your run-of-the-mill bigoted evangelicals. I’d much rather deal with someone telling me i’m going to hell for liking girls than some guy named topher who has 5 leather bracelets on each arm and makes his own cold brew and who if i ever came out as gay to would say “well we’ve all got our own sins, man” and then pretend it never happened 

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Miss Piggys Guide to Life

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

[raychus-deactivated20180502]

hi i just love sharing my fav scene from sesame street ever

[alexenglish]

big bird is canonically nonbinary

[tedlyanderson]

Same for Gonzo

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[seleneeris]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]