Awesomepigman

Hello internet if you are reading this you either clicked something you didn't mean to or are insane.

[babygoatsandfriends]

[sorryimessedupagain]

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

[micdotcom]

[fuck-customers]

So I’m a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn’t know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking...

[egberts]

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

[egberts]

this is literally perplexing, apparently learning to play the recorder in elementary school is an international thing, like what the fuck. when is knowing how to play “hot cross buns” going to be useful? is it some kind of password? what’s the deal

[daft-junk-blog]

[discoverynews]

Astronomers Aim To Take First Picture of Black Hole

Taking a picture of a black hole, an object so gravitationally bound that not even photons of light can escape, sounds like an oxymoron, but astronomers this week will attempt to do just that.

What they’re hoping to glimpse is something called the “event horizon” – the swirl of matter and energy that are visible around the rim of the black hole just before it falls into the abyss.

keep reading

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you were able to turn invisible, you’d be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.

[sandandglass]

The Creative Act of Listening to a Talking Frog

Kermit the Frog gives a talk on creativity and creative risk-taking

[fallfeatherspony]

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

[ultraprism-blog]

“Go ahead and try and you just might find that what feels like failure is actually what inspires you to dream bigger.”

Relevant.

This was an actual Ted talk: http://www.tedxjackson.com/speakers/kermit-the-frog/

[richandstrangephotography]

The lovers, the dreamers, and you…

[greenekangaroo]

I love kermit so much fight me 

[squatchspeak]

They were really going for authenticity with these posters weren’t they?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[e-babe]

U.S.- Mexico Border

[sunsetview-blog]

its kind of sad

[pink-v0mit-deactivated20120729]

that’s shocking

[jillyaintfromphilly]

how is it shocking? two different countries, two different looks.

[deletes]

extreme border

[wrongwaykid]

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mexico is on the right in this picture

[scabi0sa]

tell them

[freeballed]

MEXICO IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE, THE CITY OF TIJUANA BAJA CALIFORNIA

[alfred-f-jones-world-hero]

AS A PILOT SEES THE WORLD......

A Lake in Pomerania, Poland

Amsterdam

Athens

Bac Son Valley, Vietnam

Barcelona

Bern

Cape Town

Central Park, New York City

Chicago

Dubai

Dubrovnik

Giza Pyramids, Egypt

Mali, Maldives

Mangroves in New Caledonia

Marina Bay, Dubai

Maze at Longleat, England

Meskendir Valley, Turkey

Mexico City

Moscow

Namib Desert, Namibia

Niagara Falls, U.S.A.

Paris

Rio de Janeiro

Seattle

Shanghai

Terraced Rice Fields, China

Tulip Fields, The Netherlands

Vancouver

Vatican City

Venice

[xo-ngocngo]

too beautiful not to

[sizvideos]

Child abduction social experiment

Video

[atira-patrice-deactivated201509]

OMG

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Wow it was that fucking easy please watch and keep your kids safe

[sealedbeastnue]

a special message for a very special someone

[marcholasmoth]

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

[thestoutorialist]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

[pleatedjeans]

[colourblindedsouls]

I love how they all have this one really serious picture except the husky

[hadleybear]

This is perfect.

[maxfrormers]

Get it?

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

You have earned my eternal respect for this.