flavescent lies

local lemon whore

[cronusamporaa]

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[shittyidea]

Using spaghetti as guitar strings

[ylwkirby-moved]

What’s it like being 21 and older

[dream-cassette]

[clickholeofficial]

Wow.

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

[blightspider]

Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story

[nicollekidman]

when ur straight friend is going through a break up and ur trying to be comforting

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[deejay]

[turntwifey]

just want someone who can’t shut the fuck up about me

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[bpdshan]

please be clingy with me i need it

[trophywivesclub]

[onlytwitterpics]

[autisticsouda]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[comeback-kid]

ʸᵉᵃʰᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ some fuckin physical affection