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[carbomcoco]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

[carbomcoco]

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[nirmiti]

the intimacy of "how do you know that?"

"because I know you."

[natureell]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[anxietycherry]

Stirring the pot 👻💚💜

[mollybeenoel]

Source: poeticalphotos

[lanndscape]

[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[thekashishverse]

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

[todaysbird]

thinking about the time a dude with a booth trying to get sign ups (no recollection of what for) approached me and said “Hey! do you know how much a polar bear weighs?” the correct response to this is “i don’t know”, so that the original speaker can say “enough to break the ice!” however, he did not count on Animal Facts Georg saying “i think about 990lbs?” which destroyed any hope for a normal and productive conversation

[byjove]

to raise money, Wikipedia should do that thing CNN did where they sold shirts with headlines on them. I would kill for a shirt that had the article title and Wikipedia layout for Homosexuality in Medieval Europe

[heedra]

this is such a hyperspecific thing to toot my own horn about but im literally so good at handling situations where children are being or have been stung by bees and wasps. my skills in this narrow niche of crisis management are unparalleled

[heedra]

OBVIOUSLY UNDERSTANDING THAT EVERY KID IS DIFFERENT AND MAY NEED AN ALTERED APPROACH:

stay calm and task oriented. you will NOT come across as unsympathetic for not being upset yourself; you will be telegraphing that nobody is in immediate danger

explain what you're doing and why and what you need the kid to do to help as you're doing it. also be clear on what they should expect or look for ("i'm going to have you sit down over here now, ok? i'm putting some burn gel on it; it wont sting but it will feel cold. let me know if you start to feel itchy anywhere else on your body than the stings, alright? we'll give you some benadryl if that happens")

avoid 'its ok', save 'it'll stop hurting soon' until things are calmer. in the minute, 'oh man, i'm sure that really hurts' works waaaaay better even if it feels counterintuitive. it DOES really hurt. kids won't feel like you get it if you act like it shouldn't

i've found that my own bee sting and insect bite anecdotes CAN really help, sometimes (other times kids really don't want to talk about the bee at all.) i'm really lucky in that i have a story about being stung on the butt. kids love to hear about how i was stung on the butt.

get surrounding kids involved as helpers (even if that 'help' is just getting them away so you can work, which nine times out of ten is what you want). this helps those kids not panic, which helps the stung kid not panic. and also kids are often really anxious to feel like they can help hurt friends.

my tips : )

[talesfromthecrypts]

Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

[enki2]