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hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me. butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal. i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

cigaretteslutx

Ill give you a hint, it moos

officialunitedstates

thanks yeah it’s the moose

justjames

Not all heroes wear capes a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs

ruinedchildhood

#shit it me

prideprejudce

hands down the best twitter story ever

prideprejudce

bonus

angel-of-death-2015

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭

galesofnovember

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

browsedankmemes

lovlae

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream

bisexualwario

unclefather

laughingsquid

A Giant Mastiff Dog Calmly Completes an Agility Course With Very Little Effort Put Forward

zohbugg

rlhansen

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I am this cartoon. every damn day

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Embrace it

leafwarden-deactivated20170610

im the last one for everything

internethistory

jiinkxed

Who is she

bcat1

50shadesofyodaddysdick

These are their stories

adarlingbabe

My favorite

weavemama

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

republicanidiots

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.

princezilla

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

bixbiboom

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.