Awful Altmer

Hey, I'm B! (They/Them) I come and go from this hellsite randomly.

[minecraft]

[canoncanidae]

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[awfulaltmer]

can I ever just have a neutral birthday?

it doesn't even need to be good. just less soul-crushingly shitty would be cool

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[sheikahfication]

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

[cuppydogshane]

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[depsidase]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[ectotide]

faendal and sven toxic yaoi send post

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[microposting]

GREAT news something squishy toys has cord jacks now. in case you wanted to get fucked with a cord jack. perv.

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

fucking a girl with the aux cable strap on and she starts moaning in my voice

[nociceptrix]

If male loneliness was real you'd still see men posting forever alone guy but you don't its al just wojaks now

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

[warriorsmurf]

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

[dmcfadzean]

crunch munch

[dmcfadzean]

Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.

#comics #dailycomics #comicstrips #skulls #birds

[champagnemoon]

We need at least two Octobers. One goes by too quickly.