aster ★

they/them girlboyn’t https://beacons.ai/awfullyaster

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[midgart]

kevin is sick of their shit

[paper-wounds]

[shillanov]

ilya rozanov discovers the -ussy portmanteau and becomes an absolute menace. occasionally can be heard yelling “COME ON HOLLANDER PUT YOUR WHOLE SHUSSY INTO IT". just hollering from the back steps as shane mows the lawn. person walking their dog on the sidewalk is like what the fuck

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

congratulations to heated rivalry casting team on finding two prettiest men on earth

[gaynehollander]

Ilya so immediately clocked Shane's little autistic flirting in that Saskatchewan parking lot but I honestly don't think Shane clocked it himself so, years later, when Ilya talks about it as "Shane coming onto him" and Shane goes "hello??? I just wanted to introduce myself??" Ilya just says, "Shane, the apple of my eye, the light of my life, my breeze in a stuffy room, my sunshine in the dead of winter, when have you ever willingly initiated smalltalk with another person?" and Shane is forced to concede that, yes, looking back, he was flirting.

[awfullyaster]

ruby pike, jade pike

arthur pike

amber pike

so you’re telling me we’ve got ruby, jade, and amber—but then there’s arthur?? it couldn’t have been jasper or something to stay on theme?? sigh

i suppose the change of jade’s name to emma in the show somewhat evens it out, but maybe this is such a minute, irrelevant aspect, but i think it would’ve been cool in the book, idk 💔💔

[loverofviolets]

Some fics I’ve been loving recently!!!!! btw buckle up, this is a pretty long list cause I read/reread a-lot of fics when I can’t sleep due to chronic illness 🤪(smile through the pain lol)

Lestappen (aka my bread and butter)

sorta organized by length and then author

choose one for me? (oneshot, fluffy, made me cry cause its so sweet, also technically apart of a larger series-which is also great-but it is a standalone) @larryhaylik

canine teeth in the side of my neck (oneshot, *bites you cutely* <- thats the vibe) @princesscharlesofmonaco

Breathe You In (Like a Vapor) (oneshot, fluff with fluff on the side and a tall glass of awwwwwww) @fabbyf1

you make me hungry again (completed, AU werewolf Max, fluffy) @mothlau

can’t take my eyes off of you (Wip, AU wag Charles, omegaverse.) @24heuresdumax

Come Fly With Me (Wip, AU prince/fighter pilot Charles, hurt/comfort) @shoutitallout

Attachment Wounds (Wip, AU psychiatrist Charles, angst and fluff)

me and my truth (we sit in silence) (Wip, Lestappen & P*arles, AU singer Charles, HEAVY ANGST beware.) @himirror

Diep Rood (Wip, AU teenagers, angsty but with some fluff sprinkled in there)

Love is in the (H)air (Series, Wip,AU hairdresser Charles, Charles & lando friendship, fluffy)

been blooming alone (over you) (Wip, hanahaki, I feel like everyone and their mother has recommended this but still READ IT)

To Your Heart’s Content (completed, AU mafia boss Max & sex worker Charles, hurt/comfort) @cornerofacry

on the balcony after class (Series, Wip, AU high school/private school students, angsty in a closeted/repressed at an all boys private school kinda way) @toppamplemousse

Got everybody watchin’ us (Series, Wip, AU camboys) @adutchlover

The Warmth of Winter (completed, AU sentinels & guides/medieval, angst w/ happy ending) @usedtobetam

drunk in love (Series, Wip, AU mafia boss Max) @ladysomething

Juno (oneshot, AU fae/halfling Max,oviposition, hurt/comfort, miscommunication,) @ladysomething

Where You Go, I Go (Wip-almost finished😭, omegaverse, ANGST but with enough fluff to keep you off the edge, and again I feel like everyone knows this fic already but idc) @ladysomething

What Happens In Vegas (oneshot, AU stripper Charles) @saiyanwitcher

Signature of the Sun (Wip, AU max isn’t a driver, hurt/comfort) @saiyanwitcher

Locked Up (Series, Wip, chussy, bdsm) @saiyanwitcher

(i love you) it's ruining my life (completed, leaked sex tape, reread this post Heated Rivalry ep2 cause these boys also kiss an awful lot for hookups) @chock-and-bates

sparks fly (whenever you smile) (Wip, omegaverse, true mates!, they are so in love with each other is sickeningly sweet) @chock-and-bates

btw almost all these fics are top Max and bottom Charles, and for omegaverse, alpha Max and omega Charles

only non lestappen fic on this list lollllll

When Silence Starts Speaking (Wip, Hollanov, omegaverse)

I hope you enjoy these fics!!!!! And if you do, go comment and shower the authors with love!!!!! and if I didn’t tag anyone its cause I couldn’t find them so if you know their blog please let me know!❤️❤️❤️

[bloominflowers]

Every little thing. ✨

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[hr-rep]

Shane when his parents ask him what Ilya just said to him in Russian

[awfullyaster]

“ilya grinned. ‘fabian and ryan is like beauty and the beast. wait until you see.’” (role model, 248)

no, cuz why is ilya lowkey right 😭😭

[awfullyaster]

okay, yes, ilya calling shane pet names in russian—we love it—but have we considered shane calling ilya pet names in french?

[hollanovsgingermelt]

this parallel literally makes my stomach turn ugh. the confusion and nervousness on ilya's face in the firs clip vs him letting his guard down fully in the second clip, knowing its been almost a decade of them hiding and growing together before they earned a moment of peace and silence to be honest with each other ugh MY BABIES

[deeplywornletters]

the parallel between rose asking shane if being with a man was better vs. shane reaching out for ilya's hand in the hospital and going "Yes. Betterrrr." as he takes it... in the same episode no less.

having to be coaxed by a woman to admit what's really going on vs. taking initiative as soon as ilya enters the room (drug induced, but we know he would have asked ilya to come to the cottage regardless.)

it's not just being with men that is better. it's ilya. it has always been ilya.

[ashesonpaper]

Can I sue Rachel for emotional damage??? It can’t be healthy to be crying this much over a book series

[awfullyaster]

me with aftg