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Haru: I mean, small creatures are just more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Hajime: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Kakeru: Terriers.

Aoi: Wasps.

Arata: Koi.

#tsukiuta #im back on my bullshit!#haru yayoi #hajime mutsuki #arata uduki #koi kisaragi #aoi satsuki #kakeru shiwasu

Shun: I don't need to be monitored all day long, I'm not a toddler. This is stupid.

You: I know you're not a toddler, because toddlers know that "stupid" is a no-no word.

#shun shimotsuki #you haduki #tsukiuta

Arata: "Deez nuts" is literally the purest form of humor. Harmless, relatable, transcending boundaries.

Kai: I think BOFA is better.

Arata: BOFA is alright, it's kind of an offshoot of deez nuts, so I consider it secondary. The only recent joke I can't stand is the one with the two CDs.

Kai: The one with the two CDs?

Arata: 2 SEE-DEEZ NUTS BOY!!!!!!!!!!

You: GOT EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#arata uduki #kai fuduki #you haduki #tsukiuta

Kakeru: Here you go, Hajime-san! A nice cup of hot tea!

Hajime: It's cold.

Kakeru: Nice cup of tea!

Hajime: It's horrible.

Kakeru: Cup of tea

Hajime: I'm not even sure it's tea.

Kakeru: Cup

#hajime mutsuki #kakeru shiwasu #tsukiuta

#the holy mother is disappointed in you all #haru yayoi #tsukiuta

Children Yelling:

MCDONALD'S!

"We have food at home": Haru, Yoru, Aoi, Kai

*Pulls into the drive through as the children cheer, orders a single black coffee and leaves*: Hajime, Arata, Rui, You

"MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!": Koi, Kakeru, Iku, Shun

#tsukiuta #hajime mutsuki #haru yayoi #shun shimotsuki #kai fuduki #arata uduki #you haduki #aoi satsuki #yoru nagatsuki #iku kannaduki #koi kisaragi #rui minaduki #kakeru shiwasu

You: Who the fuck-

Hajime: Language, You.

You: Whom the fuck-

Hajime: No.

#hajime mutsuki #you haduki #tsukiuta

oh boy

#you sweet sweet child

Koi: I have an idea

Rui: A good one?

Arata: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

#koi kisaragi #rui minaduki #arata uduki #tsukiuta

Shun: Give me a V!

Iku: V!

Shun: Give me an O!

Rui: O!

Shun: Give me an R!

Yoru: I don't think I like where this is going

#shun shimotsuki #iku kannaduki #rui minaduki #yoru nagatsuki #tsukiuta

#there werent any Choice Hajime Snaps on google images :(#anyway here we are #tsukiuta #tsukipro #tsukipro the animation #hajime mutsuki #shun shimotsuki

#heard there's a new meme in town #tsukiuta #Hajime Mutsuki #kuroda

Kai: How was your pasta?

Iku: Oh, fantastic! Send my compliments to the chef.

Kai: Alright!

Kai: HEY CHEF!

Yoru: Yeah?

Kai: You have beautiful eyes.

#yoru: blushes #tsukiuta #kai fuduki #iku kannaduki #yoru nagatsuki

100 followers thanks cowboys

welcome back hosoya

#arata uduki #tsukiuta

*during lunch*

Koi: Hey Arata-

Arata: Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

#tsukiuta #arata uduki #koi kisaragi

You, to Shun: Fuck you, your donuts taste like concrete bitch.

#in light of recent events #you haduki #shun shimotsuki #tsukiuta

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