some loser

@mayhemhq / roleplay blog. not chuck

[poppindawgs]

for free…… this is fucking ridiculous lmao.

[awfulwafflc]

Hey I have to give the guy who runs my Wikifeet page something

Everything else is for you though obviously ❤️

[poppindawgs]

guys…. my guy is a ghost, what the heck

[awfulwafflc]

You love it 😘 And if I had to die on TV again this year the very least I can do is show feet

[sw3rves]

and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like .. who’s getting murdered by mox and crew tonight?

[awfulwafflc]

You spoke this into existence and now I’m gonna haunt you

[poppindawgs]

guys…. my guy is a ghost, what the heck

[awfulwafflc]

Technically this makes me… your boo

Okay that was really awful but I had to I’m sorry 🩷

[awfulwafflc]

Hi I’m typing from the afterlife being a ghost sucks

[awfulwafflc]

are you and greg a thing?

I'd say we have progressed to A Thing status

[awfulwafflc]

favorite match you've ever had?

If I can only pick one...

That last parking lot fight is a strong contender because I got to say the S word on TV and show the world how cute Walter is, plus Greg and I both looked super good covered in blood, but me vs. Zack Sabre for the PWG world title holds a very special place in my heart so that has to be my #1

[awfulwafflc]

do you wanna go back to wrestling or do you wanna stay fully retired?

This is really up to the whims of my ankle cartilage but if everything goes absolutely perfectly, I do want to come back someday. I really like producing and I'm happy where I'm at but sometimes I get The Itch, you know

[awfulwafflc]

what’s going on with you and greg?

We used to be two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart because they're not gay. Now we are two bros chillin in a hot tub smooching because we are gay

[mayhemplus]

𝒊𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒙 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆: 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈!

ask me anything, confess something, send me truth or dares, who you ship me with, would you rathers, smash or pass, fmk — please don’t just send names; be sure to specify for those so it’s clear. ie: smash or pass, person 1 and person 2.

[poppindawgs]

guys this isn’t fake corn syrup blood, dustin really scratched and bit the shit out of me. @awfulwafflc

[awfulwafflc]

I didn't. I'm innocent

[haytersade]

Here's hoping the first shows positive results and congrats on the last two. Life is such a roller coaster.

[awfulwafflc]

Thanks! Dude you're telling me, I feel like I got put in the dryer and spun around, but in a good way

[frenchvcnillafantasy]

OMG ! Love all of this for you ! Maybe … not the MRI depending on the circumstance, but … 2/3 for sure ! 😄

[awfulwafflc]

Thank you! It was a pre-ankle surgery MRI so it's also a good thing don't worry

[mysterioooos]

i mean, i think we got one of those in common. congrats on the house.

[awfulwafflc]

Thanks! It's pretty sweet

[awfulwafflc]

Hell yeah it's the best club, I'm way more excited to be in it than Squidward is. But he probably hasn't kissed any cute guys recently and I have. I have no doubt you'll be part of the homeowners club someday

[awfulwafflc]

Now I'm imagining Zachary Quinto as handsome Squidward and this is something I fear I can never unsee

[awfulwafflc]

Hell yeah it's the best club, I'm way more excited to be in it than Squidward is. But he probably hasn't kissed any cute guys recently and I have. I have no doubt you'll be part of the homeowners club someday

[omegaweapons]

hey, congrats ! mainly on the last two but i'll congratulate you for getting an mri too because those suck.

[awfulwafflc]

Thank you! The MRI was ass plus I saw a cybertruck afterwards, I liked having the earth-shattering life realization much better. Also I hope you had a good birthday, sorry I can't bring you cake but I hope the Playstation gift card I sent you makes up for it 💕