Goddammit

Mae/19/she-her/bi

[fischyplier]

Sean subbed to Brendon! Then Brendon made Sean a honorary vro!

[lordjim777-deactivated20210407]

Mentally preparing for the next Unus Annus video be like:

[markiplier]

Gonna need the whole Vatican, Buddha, Jesus, Yeezus, and 6 of the 7 dwarves for today’s video...

[therealjacksepticeye]

Addressing Concerns About My Editor

Hey everyone. 

I want to talk about the discourse recently regarding my new editor. This has nothing to do with Robin so please keep him out of it and leave him be.

Some context for those not in the know. Recently I hired someone new to help edit the IRL/Non Gaming content on my channel. Main reasons being that it was a lot for Robin to take on alone and also Robin isn’t up to date on meme culture or actively partakes in it so I brought on someone who is. I also just wanted to create more content and having one person edit all of it is a huge strain, especially with an occasional ramp up into 2 vids a day again when I could.

I will admit my screening process for this person was none at all, that’s on me and I should have done better. People went to their twitter and found a bunch of bad tweets, some were edgy jokes while others were “jokes” that I vehemently disagreed with. I brought this up with the person and they agreed that they were bad and deleted them. They were about 16 when they wrote them which normally I would let slide cos God knows I was a fucking idiot at that age but I think that’s a poor excuse in such a connected and social media driven world we’re in now. I had a huge internal struggle about what to do, I took about a week and ultimately told them that I would keep them on but it could absolutely never happen again. They agreed and showed genuine remorse for the tweets and it was clear that that’s not what they actually believe and agreed they were dumb. I wanted to give them a second chance and prove that they could learn and grow and I wanted to be mature and adult about it. Not just cut and run when things got bad. 

However I have ultimately decided to let this person go and not work with them again. Not because of hyper critical nay sayers and “haters” but because some people in this community were genuinely upset about it. They lost faith in me and felt like they couldn’t trust me anymore because it flew in the face of everything I had morally stood for and preached about before and they were absolutely right. I can reason out everything and debate it back and forth all day but at the end of the day if some honestly great people in this communtiy were genuinely hurt by this, then it’s not worth it. I want my channel and this community to feel like a safe place for you to feel like you can be your true self and connect with other people who feel the same. To build each other up and treat each other with respect and have fun and me hiring this person went against all that. So I wanted to give a genuine,honest apology and say that I am very very sorry. No excuses or anything like that,I was wrong and I fucked up. I want people, especially those in the LGBTQ+ community to know that I truly stand with you, now and alwaty.I’m so very sorry if you lost faith and trust in me over this. 

I haven’t been myself lately and coming here these days or most social media honestly fills me with an incredible amount of stress and anxiety. Hiring someone to help with the load was supposed to ease all that but in the end made things a LOT worse. I hear your concerns,I get it. I also miss the older days of the channel when things were nicer and I didn’t have to worry about things as much. The community was nicer and more connected and every day was an absolute pleasure. I promise that I will work harder to get us and the community back to a better place. I’m not a perfect person but I feel like some people, including myself sometimes, expect me to be and that level of pressure and expectation is sometimes too much to meet. I will try my best to find that magic again to create and bring the channel back to a place you’re all proud to watch and be part of. I will need some help along the way so I hope you can permit me some missteps along that journey but here’s to a better time in 2020. 

[viostormcaller]

One thing that's not only interesting about how Seán's telling this story but ALSO is super important to remember is that we are PART of this story. We're not on the outside looking in.

But Anti wants us to FEEL like that's how it is. He want's us to make us feel powerless, like there's nothing we can do, like we can't help. Because the sooner we give up and submit and admit defeat, the easier Anti's victory will come to him.

But that begs the question: what threat do we pose onto Anti that makes him want to control us so badly? Do we have any power over him? Does he want control over us before we can recognize our influence? Is that why he's so adamant about instilling the fact upon us that he is and always will be, in control?

Because after all, you hear something enough times and you start to believe it. Same thing goes for the things you tell yourself.

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[jasmineon]

All Ego Videos

A complete and chronological list of all ego appearances:

For anyone new to the JSE Ego community and doesn’t know where to start or anyone else who likes a list to refer to (like me)

1. Welcome to the game #2 (Jackieboy Man first appearance) [July 10, 2016]

2. The Jacksepticeye Power Hour – Marvin’s Magic (Marvin the Magnificent first appearance) [August 11, 2016]

3. The Jacksepticeye Power Hour – Dr. Schneeplestein (Dr. Schneeplestein first appearance) [September 15, 2016]

Antisepticeye; October 2016 – first canonical appearances (glitches) all leading up to Say Goodbye on October 31

4. FNAF Sister Location #1: THE START OF THE NIGHTMARE (originally called SOMETHING DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT) [October 10, 2016]

5. FNAF Sister Location #2: THEY HAVE AWOKEN… [October 13, 2016]

6. FNAF Sister Location #3: SOMETHING INSIDE [October 18, 2016]

7. “Soon” (found in the description of FNAF: SL #3)

8. The Temple of No [October 18, 2016]

9. Hello Neighbour #2: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME [October 19, 2016]

10. FNAF Sister Location #4: MERGED TOGETHER [October 22, 2016]

11. Clustertruck #16: CHOOSE YOUR OWN GOAL [October 23, 2016]

12. Stuntfest #1: GRANNY DAB [October 24, 2016]

13. Pipejob: SWIMMING IN POO [October 24, 2016]

14. Manual Samuel #3: ROBOT WARS [October 25, 2016]

15. Guts and Glory #5: MEET THE YANGS [October 26, 2016]

16. Layers of Fear #1: ALONE AND AFRAID [October 28 ,2016]

17.  Stuntfest #2: SORE FROM LAUGHING [October 29, 2016]

18. Mr. President #3: BULLET PROOF CHEST [October 29, 2016]

19. The Cubicle: SCARIER THAN IT LOOKS [October 30, 2016]

20. Layers of Fear #2: THE SIGNS ARE HERE [October 30, 2016]

21. “Say Goodbye” [October 31, 2016]

22. CHRISTMAS DOCTOR | Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition (Dr. Schneeplestein, 5:09 to 10:49) [December 24, 2016]

23. Detention #2: I’M SO SORRY (Anti, glitches only) [January 25, 2017]

24. Detention #3: BROKEN INSIDE (Anti, glitches only) [February 4, 2017]

25. Detention #4: BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS (Anti, glitches only) [February 16, 2017]

26. PAX East 2017 Intro (Anti) (found in the description of the “I’m Sick” vlog) [March 10, 2017]

27. The Jacksepticeye Power Hour – Chase Brody (Chase Brody first appearance, originally called Bro Average: Tea Bag Edition) [April 11, 2017]

28. Epidemic: SPREADING THE SICKNESS (Anti, glitches only) [June 12, 2017]

29. Bio Inc. Redemption #2: DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS (Chase Brody, patient was named Chase and “killed”) [June 18, 2017]

30. Bio Inc. Redemption #4: TRUST ME I’M A DOCTOR (Dr. Schneeplestein) [June 24, 2017]

31. Bio Inc. Redemption: KILL JACKSEPTICEYE (Dr. Schneeplestein and Antisepticeye) [August 3, 2017]

32. South Park the Fracture But Whole (played episodes 2-13 as Jackieboy Man, but was stated to be non-canonical) [October 23, 2017 to November 27, 2017]

33. The Jacksepticeye Power Hour – Jameson Jackson (JJ first appearance, originally called A Good Ole Fashioned Pumpkin Carve, then changed to Jacksepticeye: The Silent Movie) [October 31, 2017]

34. Heartbound: MAN’S BEST FRIEND (Originally called MEMORIES OF UNDERTALE) (Anti, no glitches but Jack uses a very Anti-like voice in certain parts of the game) {Also included this game since this was the demo and many anticipate that Jack will play the full game in 2019 and include Anti stuff} [November 22, 2017]

35. Doki Doki Literature Club #4: EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE (Anti, glitches only) [December 3, 2017]

36. Doki Doki Literature Club #5: JUST MONIKA (Anti, glitches only) [December 5, 2017]

37. Overnightwatch (Anti, the stream was not archived so you can’t watch the whole thing but compilations of glitches/moments can be found on Youtube) [December 15/16, 2017]

Mayhem 2018 - A bunch of suspicious/ego related videos that occurred during the month of May, ending with First Winter

38. THE DOCTOR IS BACK – Gastric Bypass, Liposuction Surgery (Dr. Schneeplestein, end of video; originally called 100% REAL DOCTOR) [May 4, 2018]

39. Stories Untold #1: WATCH THIS WITH THE LIGHTS OFF (end of video) [May 5, 2018]

40. Barry Has A Secret (end of video) [May 6, 2018]

41. Stories Untold #2: THEY ARE LISTENING (end of video) [May 6, 2018 (2nd upload)]

42. Stories Untold #3: THEY’RE HERE! (voice of Chase Brody at end of video) [May 7, 2018]

43. Stories Untold #4: IT WAS ALL CONNECTED! (end of video) [May 8, 2018]

44. Try to Fall Asleep! (JJ and Marvin appear in TV/static glitches) [May 9, 2018]

45. TIE – A Game About Depression (Chase Brody) [May 11, 2018]

46. Dark Silence (Anti and Chase, end of video) [May 14, 2018]

47. EXPLORING AN ABANDONED HOSPITAL: Exiles (Anti) [May 16, 2018]

48. I AM SO CREEPED OUT BY THIS!: First Winter (Anti) [May 22, 2018]

*Note: while these are the only videos from Mayhem that had full ego content in them, there are a few other videos with suspicious moments/similar themes that I would recommend watching (Welcome to the Game 2, Yet Another Exhausted Day!, Check Please, Colourblind Test [Marvin mask in background])

49. HOW DID HE GUESS THAT! Akinator (JJ is the last character to be guessed; Anti w/ couple of glitches plus after outro clip, “SOON” hidden in audio) [August 3, 2017]

50. Eggs For Bart: WHAT AM I EVEN PLAYING?! (no glitches in game, but when the audio file was reversed, it said “I will return when you least expect it” and also had binary that spelled out “death” hidden in the file) [August 5, 2018]

51. Transference #1: THE DEMON LINGERS (Anti, glitches only; also, major Chase vibes because of family themes) [September 21, 2018]

52. Transference #2: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED! (Anti, glitches only; also note several title changes w/ zalgo text) [September 24, 2018]

53. 3 Scary Games 1 Video #7 (Anti, glitches only) [October 14, 2018]

54. Watson Scott Test #1: THIS GAME SCARED THE S**T OUT OF ME (Anti, glitches only, also “Ch@s3” appearance) [October 20, 2018]

55. Umfend: TIME IS BROKEN (Anti, glitches only, also note suspicious title) [December 1, 2018]

56. Sally Face Part 4 #1: WAIT FOR THE ENDING! (Anti, glitchy outro) [December 7, 2018]

57. Quit The Game To Win (Anti, suspicious ending) [December 16, 2018]

58. Simulacra Pipe Dreams/Take Your Eyes Off the Screen (Anti, glitches only) [December 17, 2018]

59. Silent Fright: Bloodthirsty Santa (Anti, glitches only) [January 1, 2019]

60. This Person Does Not Exist (suspicious glitches) [March 13, 2019]

61. Something Is Incredibly Wrong Here… | Observation - Part 1 (suspicious themes/ending) [May 21, 2019]

62. Getting VERY Scared In Five Nights At Freddy’s VR (FNAF VR) - Part 1 (glitches + suspicious writing on whiteboard) [May 22, 2019]

63. There’s Someone Else Here! | Observation - Part 2 (suspicious themes/ending) [May 22, 2019]

64. No…. That’s Not Possible! | Observation - Part 3 (suspicious themes/ending) [May 23, 2019]

65. They’re SO Scary Up Close in Five Nights At Freddy’s VR (FNAF VR) - Part 2 (Anti, after outro clip glitches) [May 24, 2019]

66. There’s No Going Back Now! | Observation - Part 4 (END) (suspicious themes/ending) [May 24, 2019]

67. How High Will My Heart Rate Go Playing Five Nights At Freddy’s VR (FNAF VR) (Anti, suspicious glitch from 2:53 to 3:08) [June 3, 2019]

68. My Inner Demon (Anti, glitches throughout) [July 8, 2019]

69. I Quit YouTube For This (originally called This Wasn’t Supposed To Get Scary) (glitches + suspicious lines throughout) [September 16, 2019]

70. CHASE (Chase, Anti) [October 13, 2019]

71. You’re Not Ready For These Scares (Dr. Schneeplestein, end of the video + appearing in glitches throughout) [October 19, 2019]

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End notes:

I included the dates that videos were published on since Jack likes to mess around with anniversaries.

Title changes were also listed (Jack sometimes changes these as well, like the firestarter that he is, and this was especially the case with the first episode of FNAF: Sister Location)

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If there’s anything I missed, please let me know so I can add it!

I hope this list helps out anyone who’s new or those who would like a complete reference list!

If you are new, don’t feel overwhelmed by the amount of stuff on the list. I know from experience that it can be a lot to take in, but don’t worry. Just take things slow, and don’t hesitate to message me or anyone else if you have any questions about the egos or past videos. There are a lot of super nice and incredibly smart theorists in this community who I’m sure would be more than happy to help you out.

Speaking of theorists, I’m gonna tag a few since they have some amazing theories of their own! I’ll also put some additional info next to some of their names since their posts have been a big help to me as a theorist. :)

@fear-is-nameless (would heavily recommend their 4 timelines on ego events, as they contain links to a lot of posts/theories from the time)

@rogue-of-broken-time (lots of good theories)

@isa-ghost / @isas-theory-wall (Isa writes notes on every ego post and their theory wall blog is solely dedicated to theories)

@huffletrax (lots of good theories)

[jasmineon]

Reblogging this since I’ve updated it with all the new Seananigans, for anyone who needs it!

[fybtsdreams]

JSE egos + movie posters

[soopticboop]

Omg these are amazing!!!

[d-structive]

Woah.

[isa-ghost]

YOOOO

[turquoisemagpie]

‘boy’ in Jackie’s ego art week post is now zalgoed. 

'personal’ is zalgoed in front of 'favourite’. 

'next’ and 'timey’ are zalgoed in other posted 

= 

“I wonder what will happen to your FAVOURITE BOY NEXT TIME.”

[psychic-ga1axy]

Has anyone done this yet

Ok I'm done now...

[vorpallblade]

STIAYODYOSSOFUC

[artist-in-space]

Lumberjack Damien needs to stop

(I love the video but just imagining Damien chopping so much wood made me laugh out of nowhere)

[markiplier]

Only an hour LEFT until the big show!! BE SURE TO PUT YOUR MASK ON FOR OPTIMAL VIEWING PLEASURE!!

[easy-hard-archive]

the time might go on, but some stuff would never change…

[therealjacksepticeye]

jesus haha

[secretdarkiplier]

Every Markiplier Makes

Mark: Trying to make something as best he can while still leaving room for goofs. Watching Ethan suffer from several rooms away. Engaging in a strange rollplay with Ethan.

Tyler: Trying REALLY hard. He love Mark, we get it. He loves Mark. Quiet most if the video but when he does talk eveyone is confused. Doesn’t know when to stop.

Ethan: Becomes a different person. He didn’t make enough of it and it’s undercooked.

[markiplier]

This is so accurate it hurts

[jaywasablindpirate]

Markiplier Tries: 

Military Training

[markiplier]

Ok

[rare-magpie]

Jack hitting the white board, drawn on a white board.

[van-arts]

I should print this and put it on my whiteboard 😂

[rare-magpie]

lmao do it!!😂 Let the circle begin!!

[jayofmemory]

@rare-magpie I drew a thing :3c

[rare-magpie]

@blade-of-memeora

OH YES

[makorietv]

“Am I stuck in a loop!?”

[therealjacksepticeye]

Ok I love what’s happening here!

[therealjacksepticeye]

i know this is a touchy or private subject but what are your thoughts on people saying you cheated on signe?

It’s the biggest rumour I’ve seen float around and it really sucks. The fact that people who watch me think that I could even be capable of doing that disappointed me. I’ve been wondering for a while if I should even say something about it or not because it usually leads to even more speculation spreading but I hate seeing such a shitty lie being spread around about me.

But to stop it spreading any further I’m going to say this once for clarity. I did not cheat on Signe and I have never cheated on anyone in my life. I’ve been cheated on in my early twenties and would never do that to someone else. I don’t know where it started but I’m ending the rumour now.

I know people want a juicy story and because you don’t have all the info it’s easy (and fun for some even) to speculate how anything went down. Nothing crazy happened between us, I just wasn’t happy anymore and it wasn’t fair on anyone involved. 

Please be respectful of the people involved when they talk about these things and their relationships. We’re still people at the end of the day and we see basically everything you write.We just choose to share what we feel like sharing at the time, you will never have the full story so starting rumours makes things SO much worse. 

I also don’t want to see people spamming tags about it after reading this message either trying to “defend” me or anything like that. What ends up happening is the defenders start attacking the accusers and this whole mess gets worse. Let’s leave it at this message and move on. 

[anticoffeebeans]

Glasses, Beard, Gauges and Manbun. 👌🏻