I Am An Awkward Jellyfish.

Let's just say I have no idea what I'm doing. Lvl 19. Made of sarcasm and missing all my fucks. DM me, I might respond.

[evilphrog]

He Who Fights With Monsters meme dump (through book 3)

[cranbearly]

a handful of iwaoi 

[awk-jellyfish2]

Effort is expensive and I'm a broke bitch

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Random things from my idea vomit: Part 1

"Dude don't ask me I don't know Latin"

I have no context for this, that's all there is.

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Re-watching sports animes

They give me too many emotions I don’t know why I’m doing this to myself. 

[awk-jellyfish2]

When you have existential crisises in class:

"We are the cosmic equivalent to a potato chip that looks like Elvis Presley" - a class mate

[awk-jellyfish2]

We took a detour in differentials today to talk about how hard it would be to shoot something into the sun. 

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When to a show last night and found it hilarious when the audience applauded and every Apple Watch lit up.

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Give me a time to be ready, and I'll start preparing 15 minutes before that time and be ready right on time.

But! If you randomly tell me to be ready in 15 minutes you're SOL cuz darlin' no

[awk-jellyfish2]

So I wanted to draw a picture for some of my friends

So I asked them what their favorite flowers were so I could draw them. And these bozos... my goodness.

The first one pops up with 'rose'. I'm like: ok that I can deal with.

But then the second friend hits me with 'blue hydrangea'. Let me repeat: BLUE FRICKIN HYDRANGEA.

Long story short, the drawing took longer than I expected.

[awk-jellyfish2]

9:40 pm

Friend: doing snow angels if anyone would like to join

Me: Hell yeah

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I don't set alarms

My friends are mystified by the fact that I don't set alarms to get up in the morning. My body just wakes me up on time every day.

[awk-jellyfish2]

I got the last of the beef for lunch today. So it's a good day

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

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Antennas are a dark art

My circuits professor

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College be like...

Realizing at 9:40 that all you had for dinner was a pack of peanut butter crackers. So then your friends conglomerate with snacks they had in their rooms.

Brownie party

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Update: the room that we conglomerated to that night is now referred to as the 'pie room' because we now just go there to eat pie.

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Today in class one of my professors took a detour in the lecture to tells us a story of a simpsons episode he had watched