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Zodiac signs as things I highly recommend you SHOULDN’T do

Aries- Voting for Donald Trump

Taurus- Believing that Donald Trump will make America great again

Gemini- Supporting Donald Trump

Cancer- Not voting at all

Leo- Choosing Donald Trump as America’s next president

Virgo- Worshiping Donald Trump

Libra- Donald Trump

Scorpio- Taking part in president elections and choosing Donald

Sagittarius- Donald

Capricorn- Trump

Aquarius- Asking your father for a small loan of a million dollars

Pisces- Building a wall and making Mexicans pay for it

[fag]

Hey scorpio Friends. What evil are you up to today

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

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kill love

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shit bird

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Girl Fart

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SHIT FACE

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lol DRUG LIFE

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tag yourself

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eye colours + the signs

aries: grey/green, dark brown

taurus: blue, light brown

gemini: green, grey

cancer: green, blue

leo: blue, dark brown

virgo: light brown, blue

libra: blue, green

scorpio: dark brown, grey

sagittarius: light and dark brown

capricorn: dark brown, hazel

aquarius: hazel, green

pisces: dark brown, blue

[astrological-libra]

[a-s-s-trology]

Why am I first

[purplexastrology]

at least it’s not stereotypical bc if it was, I’d be the 1st.

[koi--strology]

this is actually statistically accurate

[astrolocherry]

moon in aries: the inner child is wounded by its confinement, its sense of abandonment moon in taurus: the inner child is wounded by its memories, its repression moon in gemini: the inner child is wounded by losing its voice moon in cancer: the inner child is wounded by its own vulnerability and exposure to the world moon in leo: the inner child is wounded by rejection, creative blockage, and restraint moon in virgo: the inner child is wounded by the individual’s self contempt moon in libra: the inner child is wounded by its early attachments moon in scorpio: the inner child is wounded by its betrayals and traumas moon in capricorn: the inner child is wounded by its denied childhood moon in aquarius: the inner child is wounded by the individual’s sense of detachment from their inner world and vulnerabilities moon in pisces: the inner child is wounded by the pain of humanity, its uncontrollable sensitivity, and its longing to return home

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Aries eyes: Sharp, alert, wide-eyed intense/very focused and often almond shaped. Has a heroic staring into the distance eyes. Mars-ruled people will look you straight in the eye, as if they were directly focusing on making eye contact with you.The brows are very pronounced. They hold straight eye contact and seem to have a “bored” look unless they are talking about an interesting subject. 

Taurus eyes: These Earthy Venus-ruled people have doe-eyes that exude innocence but beware of the bull staring you down. The eyes are usually darker shades of earthy color, depending on the rising sign. Relaxed eyes, emotionally reserved, but also vulnerable looking. Taurus often have sanpaku eyes, where the white is showing prominently under the iris making it look as if they are always looking up. Think Robert Pattinson and Audrina girl from the Hills but Solar Taurean’s. 

Gemini eyes:  I know something you don’t know…mischevious glint in their eyes. Gemini eyes dart from here to there always interested in the next thing Inspecting the surroundings curiously. alert, quick-moving eyes are often the easiest way to recognize them. Their eyes are sparkling most of the time. Naughty. The true lolita of the zodiac bright eyed youthful and seemingly innocent. 

Cancer eyes: Anime like. Can be big round like the moon but can also be almond shaped. Innocent, kind of sad, sweet, and slightly scared looking. Lunar people’s eyes have a watery effect like they can stare into your soul. Really reflective eyes. This is the sign most associated with photographic memory so be careful they will take a pic. and store it away forever. 

Leo eyes: Playfully seductive look in their eyes, like “look at me, aren’t I charming?” I always think of Megan Fox’s expression (leo rising) They have those heavy eyelids that make them to appear lion-like, and they usually have a tendency to blink slowly, just like a lion. When you look at them they seem vibrant and commanding. Some Leo risings have honey suckle eyes or a golden color. Like sun rays shooting out at you they are usually very capable of winning people over just by a warm glance. When they are mad??? wait for it……RAAAAAAAAWWWR!!! Their eyes turn dark and intense with a fearless glare when pushed to a temperamental point.

Virgo eyes: Mercurial qualities give an Intense and shining glimmer in the eyes of Virgo. Virgo sun sign peeps  seem to have big round eyes while Virgo rising’s seem to have deep set beady little eyes. Depth in their eyes, Serious stares, focused eyes that always have a coherent look with reason and sobriety. Usually smirking shyly and intensely like they’re strongly focused on a thought. Long freakish eyelashes. Many Virgo’s have clear green eyes but not always some are brown.They see EVERYTHING. Those small details you think no one notices, think again because Virgo already has. 

Libra eyes: Venusian qualities gives them Symmetrical eyes. Extremley sparkly eyes. Romantic gaze. Charming and Cunning. Flirty eyes, They  look like they are trying to charm the pants off you. Love to look at themselves in the mirror. just watch a Libra flirt with themselves next time you hang out with one. Happy eyes. Peaceful content with the universe, basically, is the best way I can put it. Passive and sweet.

Scorpio eyes: Have a piercing quality. Magnetic and penetrating. Hypnotic. Mysterious. Be aware, of their hypnotizing ability, they can literally put you in a trance with just one look. Glistening when contented and flaming when disgruntled. Like a laser Scorpio will use their eyes to scan everything. They can talk with their eyes, without even saying a word they can just shoot you a look and you know.  A serious and deep “I know” look with some kind of sexual undertone. 

Sagittarius eyes: Bright and honest eyes. Usually seem to have a glint in their eyes like children being playful. Devious eyes like Gemini but can look ditzy (Sag. rising especially) This is because they are usually off in their mind planning  their next adventure or trip to foriegn lands. Almost always all Sag’s have close set eyes. I think of a very ambitious and self-centered look in the eyes (though sags aren’t really self centered…) but they are the most judgmental of the zodiac and have a strong 6th sense so watch out. 

Capricorn eyes: Usually have deep eyes, that look like they are working some sort of magic you don’t know about. Calm, composed and Serious look to the eyes. Narrow their eyes when displeased. Prone to dark eye circles, eye bags, wrinkles under eyes. For the girls…a bitchy look, like they don’t like you all that much. Awkward and shy looking, sorry cap girls. The guys don’t look awkward, but confident. 

Aquarius eyes: It’s like they are here but somewhere else mentally, a very spaced out aloof look. They can look cold and have perfected the art of the icy gaze. Think of Medusa ( Aquarius sun), just one look could turn you into stone. Gorgeous, obviously, but slightly spacie looking. All the Aquarians I know have amazing eyes but they can space right out with them. Like replicants. Crazy mad scientist eyes. I think of Eminem (aqua moon) 

Pisces eyes: This sign has the most beautiful eyes in the zodiac! Usually clear blue but not always. Dreamy, Enigmatic, crystal clear eyes. Severe light water eyes and can even look drugged out. Khamelion eyes, sometimes the pupils can dialate much bigger than normal. Pisces women have that “staring off in the distance” look with eyes that are wide set. sad, very compassionate, “I feel the world’s suffering” look in the eyes. vulnerability and definitely “fish-like” features.

You can see some of these qualities of the different signs in people who don’t  have that zodiac sign because of the planetary placements in their birth chart’s . For example, You are a Pisces but have the Venusian qualities of flirting with yourself in the mirror. You might take a look at your birth chart and find that your venus is very prominent. Maybe sun conjunct Venus for example. 

[astropanties]

dang, this ones way more accurate than I thought.

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Btw always when i guess signs, i look into the eyes & see the rising/ascendant and moon sign

[voulair]

me @ the stars: help me

[sovietruslan]

Presidential candidates and their zodiac signs

Bernie Sanders - Virgo

Hilary Clinton - Scorpio

Donald Trump - Gemini 

Marco Rubio - Gemini

Ted Cruz - Killer

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what the signs care way too much about

aries: defending pop punk

taurus: memes

gemini: ignorant youtube comments

cancer: getting home before curfew

leo: musical theatre

virgo: the oxford comma

libra: getting likes on instagram

scorpio: revenge

sagittarius: nothing

capriorn: designer makeup

aquarius: bernie sanders

pisces: making sure everyone knows they vape

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the "Yes, I understand your point, but I'm still right" squad

Virgo, Sagittarius, Libra, Aries, Taurus

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[astrologanize]

aquarius

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admirable qualities of the signs

aries: fieriness, passion, resilience

taurus: elegance, purity, gracefulness

gemini: friendliness, cheeriness, spontaneity

cancer: kindness, spirit, warmheartedness

leo: confidence, flair, energy

virgo: humility, intelligence, wisdom

libra: beauty, lawfulness, compassion

scorpio: sensuality, protectiveness, power

sagittarius: honesty, humor, optimism

capricorn: maturity, loyalty, responsibility

aquarius: originality, humanitarianism, realness

pisces: creativity, empathy, strength

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The Signs as The 1975 Songs (Masterpost)

Facedown: Pisces, Aquarius, Scorpio

Antichrist: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio

Woman: Libra, Leo, Aries

You: Libra, Gemini, Leo

Milk: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Anobrain: Taurus, Aries, Capricorn

Hnscc: Gemini, Aquarius, Libra

Head.Cars.Bending: Gemini, Aries, Leo

Me: Scorpio, Virgo, Capricorn

Intro/Set3: Cancer, Libra, Taurus

Undo: Leo, Aries, Gemini

The 1975: Pisces, Virgo, Sagittarius

The City: Cancer, Libra, Virgo

M.O.N.E.Y: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Chocolate: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Sex: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

Talk!: Leo, Capricorn, Virgo

An Encounter: Cancer, Pisces, Taurus

Heart Out: Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer

Settle Down: Leo, Pisces, Virgo

Robbers: Scorpio, Aries, Taurus

Girls: Cancer, Libra, Pisces

12: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn

She Way Out: Leo, Aries, Sagittarius

Menswear: Aquarius, Capricorn, Aries

Pressure: Scorpio, Taurus, Gemini

Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You: Cancer, Libra, Taurus

So Far It's Alright: Pisces, Leo, Gemini

Fallingforyou: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries

Love Me: Leo, Libra, Pisces

UGH!: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio

The Sound: Cancer, Leo, Gemini

Change of Heart: Scorpio, Taurus, Libra

Somebody Else: Gemini, Aquarius, Libra

She's American: Libra, Pisces, Aquarius

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

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yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

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wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn