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While I’m on an absolute contemporary art kick, let’s talk about the Handphone Table by Laurie Anderson.
Originally created in the late 1970’s, visitors entering the exhibit room would stumble upon an wooden table, a few chairs and a photo on the wall depicting two patrons at the same table with their elbows up and hands over their ears.
Naturally most visitors would sit down at the table and try to match the people in the picture. And in doing so, they would be quite surprised to hear Anderson’s voice coming through their hands as if she was entering their consciousness.
What they didn’t know was Anderson had installed a secret, special speaker inside the table that transmitted sound vibrations through solid material rather than air. That is to say, the listeners’ bones conducted her recorded voice.
It was a way for a performance artist to be invisible and yet still present…inside a visitor’s head.
I stumbled upon an alternate, updated version of this artwork at the Hirshhorn, where instead of her voice, I heard her droning, experimental music vibrating up my arms and into my ears (among many talents, she is also a composer). Still just as trippy and deliciously creepy though. ;)
Just discovered while researching Blue Jays for a commission that due to climate change, the Blue Jays' range has been expanding... which has led to instances of hybridization with Steller's Jays as their ranges overlap??
Look at you!! You are so goddamn pretty and cute!?
Thank all of you fellow bird nerds for validating my secret suspicions about this very dignified gem of a bird, who I am 100% sure is also an absolute agent of high-volume chaos.
I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe
Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2
Environmental storytelling
HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together
this is awful. try it
hey man quick question. you okay?
that's none of my business
WOKE nickelodeon
THEMMY neuTRANS
the FAGGY odd parents
back at the BI-yard
GAY arnold
spongebob
avatar the LESBIAN airbender
drake & PRONOUNS
frankly I think a lot more people would be open to postmodern art if we all stopped pretending you had to be very smart to understand it and start acknowledging that the starting point for deriving meaning from it is frequently ‘this is stupid bullshit’
To clarify- it’s not just ‘this is stupid’ and then you’re done, finding the meaning in something that seems meaningless can usually be found by starting with that base feeling, ‘This sucks.’ Okay- why does it suck, specifically?
‘This is just a vaccuum cleaner, it doesn’t belong in a museum’. Okay, follow that thread- why is that weird? Is it the elevation of normal commercial products to be put on a pedestal? Does that sentiment remind you of anything? How does that make you feel?
“This is just splatters, anyone could do this.” Anyone could, couldn’t they? Anyone can create things, anyone can make these movements and gestures. Dancing does the same thing, doesn’t it? How do the splatters imply the artist’s movements? What does it say about them?
“This person made a mobile out of twine, flower pots, and pictures of cats. How is this art?” What mediums do you define as ‘art’? Paint? Marble sculpture? Photos? Why are you so sure that this is what art is? Doesn’t this remind you of the kind of crafts a child would make, or maybe a first-time DIYer? Is that intentional? Does the construction or material evoke any other emotions?
This isn’t an end-all be-all, of course- among many other things, there’s postmodern art that’s just for a show of mastery, there’s art that’s commenting on a very certain time in history or about something within the art community you may not be privy to, and there’s art that’s simply about creating and the creative process. It’s hard to approach a full narrative with just a single sentiment. This can’t cover every single topic, obviously.
That being said, it’s just as important to note that in many cases, there’s no wrong answers in art or interpretation. If your takeaway is completely different from the artist, as long as you don’t try to insist that the artist has no real say over their work’s meaning, that’s totally fine. A large part of non-representational art is reliant on emotions, and emotions are informed by your experience as a human being. Your interpretation is just as right as anyone else’s. And you don’t even have to LIKE everything- I hate Jeff Koons and his stupid balloon dogs! Cremaster makes me incredibly uncomfortable and even if that’s the point it’s still uncomfortable enough that it makes me not like it! You can just not like certain art, it’s not all-or-nothing it’s good or it’s not.
TL;DR- if you have a hard time ‘getting’ art, try listening to your base reaction to what you’re looking at, and then ask yourself why it makes you feel that way, and why it’s constructed the way it is.
weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.
incredible gender homie! can ı raw you?
bro whys your i circumcised
Agree to do petplay with a girl and I just run around naked in the bushes devestating the local ecosystem for several weeks until I get hit by a car and go to hell because I can't be Catholic
This is not a sponsored post I am just an old man getting excited over boring things.
Hey disabled people and neurodivergents I have an app reccomendation for you, its called sweepy.
It is a chore tracker with some features that are actually fucking HELPFUL, not just like a list of shit to do.
So what you do is you add rooms, and in those rooms you list all the things that you have to do. You set how often they need doing and how much effort they take to do. So now you never have to wonder if you need to hoover yet, it will tell you! It also has options for one time tasks and seasonal tasks. Also there are a lot of task presets to make it all easier.
And that alone is all great but if you pay for premium (a very reasonable 12 quid a year), you get more features like adding other people in your house so that you all know whats going on, and my favourite feature, the daily schedule. What you do is you set how many effort points you want to use in a day, and sweepy will go through the things that need doing and assign you tasks to match the effort points. You can even set tasks to only be assigned to specific people. Also like. Streaks and leader boards and shit if that stuff helps motivate you.
Specific benefits ive noticed with this app and living with other people:
Everything is so efficient because we know exactly what each other is doing
Reduces negative feelings towards others re housework cus its hard for the brain gremlin to be like "they're not doing anything!" Cus like. Yes they are. They got points for it. Look at the leader board u dumb fucking brain gremlin.
Ok another sweepy update let me talk about how this is the best ADHD hack of all time.
So u know how household chores are super hard with ADHD cus its not just oh do this, its an endless cycle. There is no "done". You do not get your dopamine. It goes on and on and on and on and
Well here's the thing. Because in sweepy you have to break down "chores" into specifics, and because it times the chores, which draws a clear line between "done" and "needs doing", it transforms the endless cycle of housework into distinct tasks with an end point.
Which means INFINITE DOPAMINE MACHINE.
It *also* means that when sweepy tells me to go do one thing in the bathroom, I will end up doing like 3 things because DOMPAMINE. TICK THE BOXES. POINTS. I AM REWARDED. Even if those things don't need doing yet. Yes I am wiping down clean enough sinks just for points I am a FUNCTIONING ADULT.
the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell
Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it
Public service announcement.
Blue/purple lips and fingernails is a symptom of low oxygen in lighter skin tones.
In darker skin tones you're looking for grey or white lips and fingernails. Other places where this may be not evidence is the tongue and gums.
Figured since everyone gets taught what low oxygen looks like on lighter skin. Everyone should know what it looks like on dark skin too.
-fae
I got certified in three different levels of first aid over a span of 5 years without learning this. in case anyone was wondering why sharing this information is necessary.
He’s in the soup! 💕