hoe of hyrule

pure of heart, dumb of ass

[cryptidthecoolest]

[mostly-moonlight-deactivated202]

[aonekoda]

There goes my piece for the @hwaoc-big-bang !!

I Had a lot of fun illustrating this very cute fic by @zzariyo with @bunnywabbit229 as beta reader, thanks guys working with you was very cool

[calagua]

[titaniumrabbit]

[homunculus-argument]

deer after almost 150 years of cars: maybe if I stand really quietly here in this exposed area, right in front of this thing that barrels directly towards me at unfathomable speeds it won't see me.

seagulls after 20 years of smartphones: the exact moment when the human glances at their rectangle is the best time to swoop in and snatch the shit from their other hand.

[onlyhams]

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

[rottentreegremlin]

For the gays

[ryttu3k]

“You can do it! Stay strong!”

[gerudho]

should i change to my twitter handle or leave as is bc i luv my brand but also this profile is hilarious 2 me

[stuckinapril]

my mom didn’t raise a quitter. she raised a perfectionist who’s so afraid of failing they don’t start anything to begin with

[only-cat-memes]

[redd-nocturne]

kill the part of you that is vulnerable

it will haunt what remains

[sandmandaddy69]

[galadrielspeaks]

[marxheadroom-deactivated2024012]

dont ever let the police polygraph you even if you're innocent

[gummie-guts]

my creature romance. three yippees for sweet revenge. etc.

[knifefightscene]

No more feeling suicidal there are others that deserve to die more ❤️

[knifefightscene]

Kill yourself ❤️❤️❤️

[sajdd]

since we're all talking abt newcomers and stuff, when did you guys first join tumblr

for me it was back in like 2014 (i think) when i was in my twenty one pilots phase and didnt know how tumblr worked but i saw funny memes of it on facebook

i then tried to make a #inspirational quotes from animes and cartoons account where i just yoinked stuff from google images lmfao