Awkward Sauce

[darkmacademia]

alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

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Chaotic evil is: those people who buy cheap paperbacks and then rip out the pages of the book they’re reading once they’ve read it so it’ll be easier to carry around

[chromolume]

all stories have an inherently biased perspective because theyre all written by writers. this precludes an understanding of aspects of life experienced by people who arent writers such as ballin, fitting in at parties, having abs

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[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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that moment when you feel that you’ve been going to the same coffee shop too often and they’ll know you don’t have a life, so you go to a different coffee shop

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that moment when you see an acquaintance, but they seem busy and you don’t know if you should go over and say hello, or say nothing and then you pretend that you didn’t see them when they say hello

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that moment when you realize you’re expected to make introductions, but you can’t remember their name(s)