What Am I Doing With My Life?!

Hell if I know...  (craft side blog @awkwardkrafts)

[queen-baylee-blog]

Taika Waititi’s twitter gives me life

[cluegrrl]

*spittake*

[imchanandlerbong]

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

[amorremanet]

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

[obstinatecondolement]

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

[babyanimalgifs]

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

[gifsboom]

Japanese elevator prank.

[vaporwavevocap]

I would have taken the stairs.

[64bitwar]

[foodffs]

Boston Cream Pie

BOSTON CREAM PIE

BOSTON CREAM PIE COOKIE CUPS

BOSTON CREAM PIE CREPE CAKE

BOSTON CREAM PIE CUPCAKES

Boston Cream Pie

BOSTON CREAM PIE CUPCAKES

BOSTON CREAM PIE CHEESECAKE

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[stainedglassboots-blog]

Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

[dramaticthreads]

This is an incredibly awesome site.  Go check it out!

[aicosu]

Whhhhaaaaaattt!???

[techfails]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

This is one of the first websites I was told about in props. It also has information about the toxicity, adhere time, price, and other stuff about the glues.

[geekhyena]

Useful for cosplayers and DIY!

[murasakidoku]

I feel personally attacked.

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[babyanimalgifs]

[awkwardkatalyst-blog]

Lost in Korea

So I had a dream that I woke up in Korea and I tell my friend this and he says "which Korea" and I giggle to myself and tell him the rest of my dream: "So funny thing about that. So, I wake up and I'm trying to find someone that speaks english but they all shake their heads or close their doors on me and so I'm wandering around and eventually I see a hilton hotel peaking above the houses and I'm like 'oh there has to be someone that speaks english there' and so I go towards it and as I'm crossing a street I see there's an american embassy or something with an american flag near the hotel so I cross another street and as I'm going towards the embassy (or whatever) in their giant empty parking lot, I notice a bunch of american stuff around like a sunoco gas station and I think a walmart or something and then my mom pulls up in her car next to me and she's like 'where the hell have you been?!' and apparently I was in Washington DC in a pretty huge little korea area"

[longful]

When you have to ghost grandma… Can you guys please download this game and add her so she can get coins and stop bothering me??

DOWNLOAD LINK 

Don’t forget to add her: littlegrandmag

[catsaretight]

I’ll download the fucking app if you charge your phone and visit your grandma

[dewdropgoblin]

YEAH VISIT YOUR GRANDMA SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU AND BAKE YOU COOKIES.

[longful]

Update: I decided to be a nice grandchild and download the game to play with her… Now I’m addicted. Who wants to send me some coins?

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

FUCK slotomaina! My nana did this too she even had us make a fb account for her so she can get extra coins. She got all of us addicted to it even my 11 ur old sister. Like the whole family. We had to delete it bc it got so much of a competition lol.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I am personally offended by my phone when I turn on the camera and it shows me how ugly I am.

[artyowlsstuff]

Okay people, history-fail story-time...

So back in the 1780′s when our country was still figuring crap out and ol’ George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of ‘Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!” Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of “Glad you’re excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!”

Then George sends another letter back saying something like “Cool cool bros, glad you’re just as excited as I am,” and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT, sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of “Glad you’re excited that we’re excited that you’re excited.”

Democracy at its finest.

And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.

George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place).  So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress.  Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress.  Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear “Washington’s” letter read.

Congress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington.  Who better than his old friend, James Madison?  So Jimmy, being obliging, wrote the response.  When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response.  

And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That’s right….none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.

So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S.  And he was too embarrassed to admit it.

[peasantbarbie]

catfish of the millenium

[fatfatties]

[awkwardkatalyst-blog]

I miss krispy kreme

[chubbycattumbling]

this is big boi snoball. he only lays down like this. he knows how to flaunt what he’s got

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I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

[wymanthewalrus]

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

[kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032]

Oh?

[wymanthewalrus]

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

give us the deets

[wymanthewalrus]

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.