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tikkety-tok

He's our king

tiffanarchylives

white boy summer getting an early start i see

amishsicario

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

should-be-sleeping

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

adonischildsupportcase

😳

theblacktroymcclure

Bruh

nonapkinsilickmyfingers777

itsexclusive

iamrushin-deactivated20230412

wth

fenix213

I went on a blind date with her a few years ago. After my initial shock at her condition wore off, we hit it off and started having a great time. One thing led to another, and things started getting pretty heated, but I didn’t know how to proceed. It was a nice warm night, so she suggested we visit a tree she knew about that fit her very well. I put her in the tree, removed her clothing and we had great sex got over an hour; she wore me out! We had lost track of time, and it was very late; I hastily put her clothes partially on her and rushed her home (she lived with her parents). As I wheeled her onto the porch, the door flew open and her father was standing there, looking at his partially-clad daughter with a shocked expression on his face. As I stammered out a lame excuse, he began to weep, eventually hugging me to him and patting me on the back and thanking me as he sobbed. I was stunned, until he whispered in my ear; “The last guy LEFT HER HANGING IN THE TREE!”

antimarxistmegamilkers

lastsonlost

Twist ending of 2020?

rankeluck

Nowhere else on the net can I get this shit.

lastsonlost

Nowhere else has the guts to say anything.

What the fuck

I... I...

This wild a whole ride and a half!! The twist!!!

awkwardly-pan

My jaw was on the floor from start to finish.

I love morning sex. It feels so raw and real. Like you see me at my most dusty crusty self and think that's sexy af. Lol I woke up and set an appointment then cleaned up a little before she wakes up. Hopefully she doesn't point out I have minty breath and non chapped lips lol.

cerastes

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

wifiwife

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)