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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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AM or PM

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An elderly woman plays GTA V

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

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OH. MY. GOD.

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never reblogged faster in my life

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Is nobody going to point out that she appears to be on a personal vendetta against British Gas???

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

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YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

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Awkward Prompt 9

Person A: "Why are you here? I told you to stay."

Person B: "I'm not staying in some fucking prison, so you're stuck with me till we both find a way out of this shit."

Person A: *looks out window or something* "Oh my God; they're outside and they're bustin' in."

Person B: "Guess we're going down together in this shit."

(based on "Hethens" by Twenty One Pilots)

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Your roommate is the serial killer on the news. However, he’s probably one of the nicest people you know, and he’s very respectful, discreet, and moral in his deeds. Neither of you really bring it up until one day he says, “I’m bored. Got anyone in mind for me to… y'know?”

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Awkward Prompt 8

Person A: "I'll run in, distract them, then you go and disable the reactor. That way, your children are safe, and you'll live happy ever after. Sound good?"

Person B: "Well what about you? The kids love you. You can't just leave."

Person A: "As soon as you hear the alarms go off, take them and jump out the ledge window. There should be something there to break your fall. Old mattresses."

Person B: "You're not telling me. How are you supposed to get out of here too?"

Person A: "I'll miss you."

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Awkward Prompt 7

Write no less than 1000 words. The work cannot contain: a female, a kiss, a hug, or anything relating to romance.

No less than two characters (dog not included). While walking their dogs. Two people nearly run into each other . . . with a bag of poop! They have an interest in each other . . . but how will the reader know that?

There must be: a dog, a potential relationship, and a bag full of poop

bonus: the dogs hate each other / try to follow each other while the owners try to take them away

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Awkward Prompt 6

Write >2090 words. You cannot use the words felt or heard.

As many characters as you please. Must include dialogue / narrative: “They had a bad habit of killing off the new guy.”

There must be: a stainless-steel desk, a train ticket, and an alcohol bottle (liquor or the actual chemical is fine)

bonus: someone is pregnant

Submit what you write because I’d love to read. If you want, I’d post it for you on my blog, too!

( credit to @deepwaterwritingprompts they’re a cool blog you should check out. like, right now. do it. and tell them @awkwardprompts sent ya.) 

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Awkward Prompt 5

Write a 2 part story, each chapter with no less than 1514 words

No less than 2 characters. The MC is a detective and finds a water-damaged journal near the crime scene. No one else finds it. What does s/he do, and how does s/he go about it?

There must be: two dead bodies, a weird smell, and a water gun

bonus: the MC is the criminal

Submit what you write because I’d love to read. If you want, I’d post it for you on my blog, too! 

should i post writing contests too?

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Awkward Prompt 4

Write 1917 words

Two characters. One of them is gay and wants to come out of the closet to the person they have a super big crush on. How does the second character react?

There must be: a bouquet of flowers, an odd bug, and a grease stain

bonus: one of them is allergic to pollen

Submit what you write because I’d love to read. If you want, I’d post it for you on my blog, too! 

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Awkward Prompt 3

Write 1826 words

Three characters. Person A and Person C are in an argument over something drastic (you choose what it is). Person B is the middle man, and it turns out they’re the guilty man.

There must be: a fallen tree, a smashed house, and a tray of burnt cookies

bonus: someone dies!

Submit what you write because I’d love to read. If you want, I’d post it for you on my blog, too! 

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Awkward Prompt 2

Write 1000 words

Four characters. All of them are related. How? They’re the same person from different dimensions. One is from “our” dimension, of course. Have them argue over who’s the “real” one.

There must be: a stolen van, a crying baby, and a lost wedding ring

bonus: if one of them dies, they all die. and someone is out to kill all of them

Submit what you write because I’d love to read. If you want, I’d post it for you on my blog, too! 

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Awkward Prompt 1

Write 300 words.

Two characters. One is an old man. The other is six-year-old human demon hybrid.

There must be: a towel, sunscreen, and shades in the scene.

bonus: they switch bodies

Submit what you write because I’d love to read. If you want, I’d post it for you on my blog, too!