Awkward Single Behavior

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Dog Hears Favorite Whitney Houston Song. Her Reaction? Everyone Can’t Stop Laughing.

I do this every weekend. I am talented in Belgium I suppose.

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In order to register for my high school reunion I have to fill out this field...

Other responses:

Other responses I'm thinking of (I have 10 days left):

-Your mom.

-Your dad.

-As much of the lyrics from "Single Ladies" i can fit

-Steve Martin

-Goodnight my Someone, Goodnight my love

-Seriously...Seriously?

-Here's hoping he's coming to the reunion.

-Asexual.  I'll explain when I get there.

-Their name is secret.  Even to me.

-Mark.  Makers Mark

-Jim Beam

-Evan Williams

-Jose Cuervo

-Vodka

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When I stay up til sunrise

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Happy valentines day boo! I love you for what's inside!

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Eating chocolate:

around a guy I like:

if someone asks if I will share it:

when i find out it's sugar/carb/dairy free "chocolate" or "mock-late"

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time to break out my christmas playlist

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Too Soon.  But Too True

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Pinterest Food Recipes Decoded for Lazy people:

"you'll need a flaky dough, here's a link to a recipe ____"

just use:

"to start you'll need the basic from scratch dough recipe..."

just use:

"1/2 cup of mini morsels"

just use the whole bag:

if it has more than 5 steps or includes the words "chill/baste/marinate/cool/etc overnight"

just order a pizza.

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most of my internet searches for Kevin Bacon end up with me making a BLT, that's why I end up searching Steve Guttenberg...cuz the printing press is just boring and i can focus on what i really love (80s/90s heart throbs)

The Gutte Is cute.

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a schoolbus stopped next to me at a stoplight

rolled my window down and started singing:

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one of my costumes this year:

inspiration:

result:

nailed it.

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witch costume...

most girls idea of a witch costume:

sexy, seductive, blah blah skimpy outfit and broom:

(or movie witch style)

my reaction:

my version of a witch costume:

on a related note, this website is false advertising:

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watching grease 2 clips on youtube

i’m fine

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seriously...

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i miss 90s Paul Rudd

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Shopping in the clearance section of Gap, Old Navy, Target, etc

They never have your size

everything is either stained, ripped, or heinous

then all of a sudden you find something:

Go to try it on and it fits:

everything is hunky dory....

UNTIL you get home and try it on again

damn those voodoo fitting room mirrors!

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every time I pass by the cookie co. at the mall

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Sometimes I say screw it, and decide to leave everything and become a stripper

A veces digo a la mierda, lo dejo todo y me convierto en stripper. Luego me doy cuenta que estoy gorda y que no se bailar...

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then I realize I'm fat and not a good dancer.

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when the waiter comes to refill the tortilla chips