ughh

Just be nice to people, man 1999

[layrasomething02]

Billie my gal

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[chloroformedhorse]

Why does he have grippers

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[baltharino]

All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA | 04

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[dat-soldier]

why is kylie like this

[yipyipallyall]

[lilygoat]

“Bad Bunnies” Lambchen

[prrplefungi-deactivated20241218]

conversation i had with a co worker

[dynamitekansai]

[dynamitekansai]

hey now, a lot of effort went into putting little rainbow scissors on his hot pink panty drawers to transform them from regular gay-ass standard wrestling gear to intentionally gay-ass pride themed wrestling gear. 

[ausgoth]

why is it making that face

[ausgoth]

i have to stop looking at dogs on wikipedia

[aoto-nexusnode]

Chrome Veins — pixel art + sketch · NEXUSNODE Top: final · Bottom: sketch

DeviantArt・Redbubble

[sacred-portal]