Triangulum Entangulum.

Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium.

[chloes-pirate-booty]

Megalobeania.

[princelazyfuckboi-blog]

@what-the-moop

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

[ravingrevolution]

nothing will ever surpass the majesty that is bryan fuller’s hannibal

[chaostismjester]

Explaining your OTP

[awokenillusion]

Cunt

U love it

[awokenillusion]

GAME THEORY

Madeline McCann fell into the underworld and was killed by asgore

[figsss-blog1]

come on over and visit us! you’ll float 2 🤡

[pennywiseconfessions]

[pennywiseconfessions]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[cursedwateringcan]

Participating in mystic messenger 3am chatrooms:

[absolutelydude]

@awokenillusion

[ladyrozash]

edgy dad problems

[adawong]

The Talon Trio.

[northern-snoots]

So one of the people on my street works for Sky TV and drives one of their vans. It has hannibal painted on one side which to be honest sets me on edge a little. It parks outside my house regularly as i don’t drive so don’t use that spot. 

When i come down for work at 5am i usually open the curtains to see what the weather is like. Some days im open them to see the house across the road. Others i open them to see this particular van outside with Hannibal staring into my living room. Sometimes i forget to close the curtains at night and when i come down for work at 5am i see this.

It is terrifying and you can’t escape it. You either have to live in the dark or live with this staring at you while you try to watch TV.

I go to make a brew and it follows me. I watch TV and its there. I close the curtains and my dog cries because she wants to sit on the windowsill and stare at it. 

I mean, is it reasonable to ask Sky to repaint a van because Mads Mikkelsen is staring me down when i try to eat my cornflakes?

[mrschiltoncat]

this is hilarious I’m sorry

[chefjoe79]

holy fuck i can’t stop laughing and it hurts… this is incredible

[leftnipsdoodles]

a dream i had

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

every time i think about this goddamn piece of modern art i’m fucking brought to tears from laughing so fucking hard everything about this is perfectly executed as to ensure maximum amount of hilarity but the caption ‘a dream i had’ really takes it to the next level

[femvillain]

Solas + shade

[inquisitor-xalk-blog]

Haha, ugh

[snikkts]