[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[axdiaziz]

Thank you for everything, I'll never forget you

who is this?

[acidocasualidad]

[certifiedboob]

The three keys to a successful relationship:

1) Trust

2) Intimacy

3) Memes

[adamjk]

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

[inspiring-pictures]

[selektions]

how stupid of me; to think that i was the only flower in your garden 

[my-teen-quote]

[animalsnaps]

Love quotes? you must follow this blog!

[cherryfury]

sometimes when I see anime clothes i just

[dykke-deactivated20120923]

[dutchster]

IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH

[becausebirds]

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

[deathrock-deactivated20151114]

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

[monocromas]

That’s metal.

[prussian-lullaby]

The biggest, blackest cock

[imnotmileycyrus]

^i knew it would happen

[bringmoreknives]

"Sometimes the only way you could look at a person, and love them exactly the way you did before, is to look at them with brand new eyes.” ☄ ☄ ☄ ☄ ☄ ☄ ☄ ☄

[intensetexts]

[animalsnaps]

Click for black & white quotes/GIFS

[divasdishblog]

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

[anotherpunk-deactivated20170208]

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

[clumsypot-deactivated20150713]

I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man

[mysharona1987]

[kite117]

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog