Should Be Writing

Axinomancy: divination by the axe, practiced by the ancient Greeks with a view to discovering crime. An agate or piece of jet was placed on a red-hot axe which indicated the guilty person by its motion, according to the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. I write fan fiction, mostly Johnlock, but also Supernatural and Cabin Pressure. I also do AUs crossing Sherlock over with Neverwhere, or fusing it with His Dark Materials. I like things a bit weird and/or funny. I also record podfics. I blog a little bit about my writing and podfics on LiveJournal.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76302741

I absolutely loved this story. Here is my podfic of it! Thank you so much to Coffeetailor for a great story and kind permission to record.

My favorite part was Shang Qinghua's stream of consciousness. And shouting, "My king!"

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68688996

I originally posted this podfic in August - I have just updated it with tons of improvements to the sound, and new cover art by Tiredgiraffe_23! I now feel satisfied I've done my best. I loved the fic so much. I'm proud of my performance!

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He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

I'm glad he leaves it for us to decide. My opinion: the daemon starts as a little light that flies out of a baby's mouth when the baby is born and cries for the first time

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

OH MY GOD. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. My favorite game EVER. They're remaking it!

I cannot convey how FREAKED OUT WITH DELIGHT I am!

It comes out next year... When? When? AAHHHHH

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

My Only Problem with the SNW Musical Episode

...was that Uhura’s big song made me spray tears like Stimpy, and I had to pause to go clean my glasses.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

Spock in apron, learning to cook from Pike? I think a thousand fics just launched.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47802688

I'm doing a new His Dark Materials fusion AU! With Star Trek: Voyager. First story, "Caretaker's Daemon." Podfic coming soon.

It's Paris/Kim (or will be, eventually.) I'm using one episode per story. I am NOT doing every episode. I'm now writing the second one, using "Eye of the Needle."

It's such a pleasure to be writing daemons again!

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

First there are key scenes,

Then the high level details,

Finally, sequence.

High level procrastination: haiku about outlining instead of actually outlining. My friend TSylvestris said it was a masterpiece of task avoidance. :)

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

My YouTube channel is gone

My channel has been removed for sexual content.

I worked for weeks processing and putting everything up, and it’s gone.

Appeal was denied. “Your account has been terminated due to repeated or severe violations of our Community Guidelines on Nudity and Sexual content. YouTube is not the place for nudity, pornography or other sexually provocative content. ...We have decided to keep your account suspended. You won’t be able to access or create any other YouTube accounts.“ Obviously there was no nudity or pornography. Just LGBT audio erotica. I’ve... been... canceled? Also all my subscriptions, history, likes, bought movies are gone forever, though I begged them to let me take down the offending content. There had never been any warnings!

TBH I suspect “Alien Sex Party! (In Color)” attracted the wrong attention.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

Axe Me About Axinomancy

I write fanfic and record podfic. Works by other authors are recorded with their permission. I'm best known for Sherlock fics, but I also do Supernatural, Star Trek: Voyager, and more. I picked my name thinking it was funny, never suspecting I'd end up having to say it all the time.

I’m posting all of my podfics on my YouTube channel. I pay for mediafire, but it’s been acting weird lately. This is much easier to access!

Plenty of Sherlock there, and some Supernatural, but I’m currently very into Star Trek: Voyager. ♥ (Paris/Kim) ♥

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

Still Writing (or, writing again?)

I had a few years where I couldn’t write anything. During Plague Year One I started listening to The Greatest Generation podcast. Many laughs. I’m very fond of those filthy idiots. They finished Deep Space 9 and started Voyager. I started rewatching Voyager - hadn’t looked at it since it was first on.

I am now obsessed with Voyager. Paris/Kim forever! ♥♥♥

So, if there’s anyone out there who likes my writing and likes VOY P/K, you’re in luck. I’ve got 8 fics posted now and 2 more in progress. 

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

Impalement

is a fucking villain’s death.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

What if ‘Soulless Sam’ wasn’t soulless?  

Runtime 7:27:09. Explicit. Sam/Dean. |  text

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+bonus

“These people are terrified. Maybe we can help a little. Why not, just at the end, just be kind?”

[socpuppet]

#doctor who#oh donna#you deserved so much better than they gave you#you deserved the stars#and you had them for a little while#i hope you still do#when you dream#donna i hope you fly (x)

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

Sometimes, taking care of Sherlock had its benefits...

Rated M. Runtime: 10:01:13. Teen Mycroft and Lestrade’s love at first sight is both complicated and abetted by the incomparably bratty nine-year-old Sherlock.

[ahiddenkitty]

Probably easier to read if you click through it, idk

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ME. AS A WRITER.

[mothdustmouth]

I’m the one in the background holding the bag of angst…so very hopefully and full of love.

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

Personally I tend to start with the Really Weird Stuff and let everything else form the rest of the cake around it like a pearl. ~(=^‥^)_旦~ 

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Hidden

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2kL8TjH

by AxeMeAboutAxinomancy

When Sam comes back from Hell, he looks like a monster: his dæmon is missing. But she’s only hidden inside him. Meanwhile, Dean struggles with his own uneasy dæmon and the fear that Sam will leave him again.

Words: 79387, Chapters: 18/18, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, John Winchester, Bobby Singer, Castiel, Rowena (Supernatural), Death (Supernatural), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Daemon Character(s), Garth Fitzgerald IV, Fergus MacLeod

Relationships: Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Daemons, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Alternate Universe - Fusion, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, First Time, Daemon Touching, Daemon Separation, Daemon Feels, Ultimate Sacrifice, Angst with a Happy Ending, Soulless Sam Winchester, Is Not Soulless At All, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Hell Trauma, Hurt/Comfort, Bees, Witches

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2kL8TjH

[axemeaboutaxinomancy]

It’s done! I worked hard! I’m proud of it. ♥