Ashley

Who knows?

[likesboys-deactivated20160803]

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[adulthoodisokay]

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[teacakes]

her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak

[kungfuchunks]

iconic

[lilith-apologist]

she gave unhinged women our rights

[brucefromfamilyguy]

i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr

[n-yks]

This was fighting for gay rights

[blah-kay]

We will forever stan

[commodorecliche]

never forget her commentary on this performance:

“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…  Yeah. You know who.”

[b-rainrot]

[marierosaurus]

This is me.

[ifightformyfriends]

*Opens door holding a spear* “…sup?”

[harrysayingnympho]

honestly i just wanna take a second to be serious and say thank you to one direction for everything they unknowingly did for me, they made me feel happy at some of my lowest moments and idk what i would have done without them. i love that band with all my heart truly. 

[tomlinsun]

100k ppl sat in front of their computers at shit o clock in the morning to watch 2 minutes of nothing happy birthday 1d

[eroticaremix1]

Loving One Direction in 2013 is the most fun I ever had on the Internet, nothing will ever compare

[whitepeopletwitter]

[error4583324]

are you in college?

i am in pain

[aesthetiicly]

sex education season 2, episode 4

[mioxenoblade]

the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

[blackqueerblog]

every year we have to say it

[randomslasher]

important

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

[nonimaginaryfriend]

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

[themc4s]

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

[zeebardbaird]

Im sobbing.

[mommakankri]

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

[plintoon-reblogs]

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

[mommakankri]

DEAD

[oldfrax]

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

[satvrn046]

This is so sweet and cute

[whitepeopletwitter]

[midnight-kfc]

i was very on brand yesterday at work

[rickgrimesbabyface]

Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill. 

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill. 

rich people don’t value yr labor at all 

[nyokoko]

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross. And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

[fluffygif]