Axolotl Turntable

Alie // Michigan

[lamignonette]

[louisegluckpdf]

just felt a chilly breeze blow through my window

[plaguebumblebee-blog]

[wayneradiotv]

[axolotlturntable]

@ the love of my life

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[coughloop]

Me and my three best friends all converging in the same intersection at 60 miles per hour to play our favourite game car crash together

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[ouhhoh]

idk if anyone has tried to draw this yet but here is my proposal

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[dyscomancer]

[sandmandaddy69]

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[lovednknown]

[axolotlturntable]

They hit me with the “so you think your soulmate is a guy who’s too afraid to talk to you? That’s really sad.” And so I would like to let everyone know that I’ll be stepping down from my position (being alive on earth).

[axolotlturntable]

Writing this down so I can remember but I finished my big build for this year and I think I feel pretty good about this one. Which feels nice because I usually don’t feel very good about them.

I’ve been competing in a specific contest for the last three years that is known for being the most difficult in craftsmanship. I’ve lost each time, but some say it’s a win when they even accept your application. Still, it’s been hard to lose. This year I think I have a better shot but I’m still very anxious.

My mom asked why I get so worked up about this stuff and I joked saying that I need someone who is better than me at the one thing I’m good at to tell me I did a good job or else I’ll die. So it’s like a half joke. I won’t die but my burnout will increase dramatically and I need the energy to get through this bridal season

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[goldcrescent]

be soft

but be ready