List of Daedric Princes Ranked by Hotness
16. Jyggalag. Looks like he probably learnt about sex from a technical manual. Ghastly.
15. Hermeaus Mora. A massive writhing mass of tentacles is not my idea of sexy and it's not really what he was going for either.
14. Mehrunes Dagon. Yeah uh. Favourite Mehrunes Dagon moment was when Almalexia kicked his butt.
13. Sheogorath. Highlights include being kinned mantled by my hot lesbian OC. Lowlights include everything else.
12. Clavicus Vile. I know you guys are into the whole skinny ancient greek vibes he's got in his Skyrim rendition but Barbas is easily the better of the pair and Barbas is a dog.
11. Peryite. Everything's a chore with the prince of tasks. He's frankly, totally fine with that, and posesses a remarkable self-awareness and lack of ego for a daedric prince that leaves him higher up the list than expected for a prince of disease.
10. Hircine. Hircine is a solid beefcake who should be higher up this list were it not for the fact that I am 100% more into women then I will ever be men. Extremely solid choice, up for a challenge or an adventure, and no judgement if he's your top pick, in all honestly.
9. Nocturnal. Mother of crows and force of eternal darkness sounds amazing but really she's just the patron to a local gang of Riften Thugs. Still sexy though.
8. Malacath. Malacath radiates hot dad vibes whether he likes it or not. Attentive and protective father, total DILF.
7. Vaermina. Extraordinarily sexy serpentine evil grandma who will haunt your dreams and make your life hell. The only reason she didn't rank better is that she's a little too evil.
6. Meridia. Glorious, respendent, a lesbian icon, the shining dawn to Nocturnal's night. Not only is she a stunner, but also, I also personally think it's really sexy how much she annoys D*rrien Gautier fans.
5. Sanguine. An attentive lover willing to explore new terrain with you and always knows which wine goes best with your meal. A winning combination.
4. Mephala. Did you guys see her in ESO? Did you see her? I would let her send assassins after me to kill me in my sleep and thank her for it.
3. Boethiah. Women in armour are hot. Women in armour who like a casual bit of backstabbing and inciting revolt and revolutionary fervour are even hotter.
2. Azura. Azura being second place is so funny that I will keep her here regardless of my opinion on her.
1. Namira. Honestly I just think Namira is extremely sexy. She wanted to be at the bottom of this list (i.e. #17), because she is the prince of decay and repulsion, which is also pretty sexy of her. I am ignoring her at my peril.
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