take a nap

you deserve one

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[draconym]

Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.

[kanyewesticle]

*is at the movies with  a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*

[gluom]

im always DTF

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

[toastbutteregg]

[yourcutestories]

This oxygen mask is bullshit I look nothing like oxygen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[valtsv]

this gif looks exactly how it feels when you’re wine drunk and trying to hide it

[astraldemise]

oh no i dropped my sea slugs

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a

[yyxylogy]

[bunkey]

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[susiethemoderator]

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

[biglawbear]

RESUME

[teenscoolest]

[thebootydiaries]

3 years ago I got off work late & was in line at the grocery store and I accidentally made eye contact with a white boy in a SnapBack, he looked me up and down then in the sleaziest voice said “Salaaaa malaikum” to this day it echoes as I see him vividly during sleep paralysis

[sistertaxon]

[teenscoolest]