DBZ/bnha Crossover incorrect quotes
A month after Goku adopted izuku
Goku was in his office, he asking raditz to gather information about all might, when raditz walked in
Raditz:"good news"
Goku:'gasp' "he's fat"
Raditz:"no no no,better than that"
Goku:"he's dead"
Raditz:"no no no....he Lost his quirk!"
Goku:"YYYYYEEEEEESSS!"
Raditz:"well not really "
Goku:"da fuck!"
Raditz:"he could only use it for a couple hours"
Goku:"huh... it's still a win for me"
How to deal with bullies
Goku and Bardock were talking with each other when izuku walked in
Izuku:"hey dad?"
Goku kneeled down to izuku's level
Goku:"what's wrong buddy?"
Izuku:"what do you do when you get bullied at school?"
Goku was taken back by this before he could answer his father Bardock spoke up
Bardock:"first of all,you beat up the bully, second of all, you fight the strongest person there to assure dominance"
Goku:"No! No no no no no no no no no no,we don't do that, never do that, okay....we go and tell a teacher, they'll take care of it"
Izuku:"what if the teacher doesn't care and let it slide like 10 times?"
Goku's eyes went soulless,a dark aura surrounded him and he had a creepy smile on his face that scared the other two
Goku:"well in that case, you can use your fists,beat up the bully then turn to the teacher and break every bone in their body... okay"
Sassy hero Vegeta
In the distance Goku and all might are arguing (more like all might spitting insults), which started a fight
Vegeta:"can someone refrain kakorat from killing the blonde idiot I don't have the time for this"
Endeavour:"will you keep it down!"
Vegeta:"no! I will not refrain from yelling! Maybe you should refrain from hitting your wife endeavour!"
Midnight:"so, how's the marriage life treating you?"
Vegeta:"mind your damn business, midnight,no one likes a nosey person"
Miss jokes:"get it, hahah,get it get it hahahahahaha"
Vegeta:"no I don't find it funny, the only joke I see is you"
Goku snap
Goku had to go to Ua because all might went too far with the hero training and put goten in the hospital with broken ribs
Raditz:"now now kakorat,calm down"
Goku:"hehehe,hehehe hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha"
Raditz:'oh shit'
Goku:"no no no, there's no calming down now,alright..... I'm not going to calm down let it all slide under the rug, nope,not happening,he fucked with me,he fucked up,heh,he fucked up big time, it's a thing tarnishing my reputation, that doesn't bother me,I don't give a fuck about that shit.... but hurting my kid.... bitch, you think you got me fucked up,I'ma fuck you up, I'ma beat that ass! Cook and serve set ass"
Nezu:"Ozaro,calm down"
Goku:"stay out of it, you wanna be Micky mouse"
Nezu: 😮
Goku:"and you! You cheap wanna be Donald Trump! You touch my son again and I fuck you up Soo bad not even king yama would recognise your ass... I'm out"
Raditz:"and that's what happened"
Bardock and Gohan:"hahahahahaha hahahahahaha"
Vegeta:"damn,I can't believe I missed that"
Nappa:"it's about time he snapped"
Turles:"I'm not going to mess with him again"
