ryoba is a can of dicks

yandere simulator critical sideblog where i shitpost usually

[dedousiki]

hey, i needed to post something in this blog

[ayanos-dad]

an old picture of budo i drew

[the8thsphynx]

Occasionally shit happens when I decide to make something a full piece instead of leave it as a sketch!

STILL praying that once Osana is fully implemented (which should be soon omg im so excited) Dev decides that with the vast number of people that really want the Yakuza he’ll actually implement it into the full game…. and hopefully he’s not excluded to 80′s Mode…

….plus my hoe ass just really wants more yaku content kek

‘I really wish I didn’t have to stay the night last night…’ ‘Things got hairy and we needed you. At least four of our boys would be dead without you, aniki.’ ‘Yeah, whatever. I’m going out for a smoke break…’

Click for full size!

[ayanos-dad]

headmasters kinda hot

[budokas]

guys just block aprettydoll, my fucking god.

youre talking to a brick wall, just block and dont engage. 

[lukas-does-stuff]

hey uh if you think that harassing people to the point of suicide is okay just because people die everyday, fucking block me. if you actually think that, you are fucking sick and there is something horribly wrong with you.

[budokas]

Sometimes I think about Yandere Simulator and I experience the 5 stages of grief all at once

[sweetbreadballet-deactivated202]

Idea:

Instead of Hanako, Muja and Mida being romantic rivals, why not have them being deeply concerned about Taro considering every girl he’s ever met has either died, strayed away from him, or are busy with someone else. Hanako as a caring sister asking Taro what’s wrong and posing a threat by trying to convince him to transfer schools by the end of the week. Muja trying to help Taro’s wellbeing in the hospital (because having almost every person close to you dead’s gotta hurt) trying to get him to seek help, and Mida being a supportive teacher as well as his counselor. This would show how your actions affect the game - you’re not just getting people out of the way so senpai can notice you, you’re also actively hurting him as well as others.

[zsltkmrm]

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[whoopsluke-deactivated20160217]

FUCKING 4 AND A HALF DOLLARS IM CRYING

[its-a-marvel-us-world]

I’m awesome, $73. And you’ll never know what.

[beneathmywillowtree]

WAT YOU HAVE A HIGHER AMOUNT THAN ME WHAT 

[mohiko-deactivated20181020]

$16.00

Nice

[katzuron]

$ 21.50 hmm kewl

[epaily]

45 bucks lmao

[be-gaydocrimes]

Nine whole dollars you guys

[frenchii-doodles]

Nine dollars five cents

[pangema]

34,50… Wow

[ayanos-dad]

57.50

[rude-gema]

Unpopular opinion maybe, but Ryoba’s story sounds more interesting to me than Ayano’s story. I’m a bit sad that the 1980′s mode won’t be a “”different”” story but just “a more difficult version of the 2019 story”. 

[soulsearcher33]

LMFAO WHY DOES TARO LOOKED SO PISSED WHEN HE’S CLEANING!!

[budokas]

My mental image of Budo has always been that super supportive big brother who lacks common sense cause he’s hyperactive

Not a jealous fuck boi who can’t get a girl and gets mad at other guys

[ubuyo]

liking a character from a thing you don’t like

[chinon]

if youre friends with someone who doesnt experience empathy/has high levels of apathy yet they listen to your problems and try their best to help you through them, take a moment to show them some appreciation bc that shit is hard and draining lmao

[yuna-hina]

Hey Yandere Dev

Edginess =/= Realism

[amai-with-cookies]

Hi!

Hey, I’m a new YanSim crit blog, and I plan on making critique posts and posting art here! I’m still a newbie at this, so I’ll try my best! I will also soon be taking in requests for single character or ship moodboards! Thanks to anyone who reads this!

This is a side blog, so there may be some complications with that, but I’ll do my best!

[run-journalist-run]

Welcome to the community!!!