why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot

i hope you're hungry...for nothing. they/them, writer, will not post original stuff ever. also the image i'm using from my icon is art by the talented @pencilscratchins

[eddie-redcliffe]

Bennet or Bin It | The Other Bennet Sister | BritBox

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[c-53]

[c-53]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Martina McBride didn't win Country Music Association Song of the Year for a song about how burning your house down with your abusive husband still inside it is good, noble, and an allegory for the American Revolution for people to act like the genre belongs to bootlicking fucks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

other things people didn't do for you to act like country music belongs to bootlicking fucks:

Garth Brooks winning video of the year at the ACMs for a song about how none of us are free as long as there's racism and homophobia

Reba McEntire charting with a gothic horror song about an innocent man being executed by an incompetent judge and a corrupt sheriff

Willie Nelson being, well, his entire self tbh

Dolly Parton recording the hating capitalism banger of all time

Kacey Musgraves telling everyone to ignore the haters, smoke weed, and be a bisexual slut

[just-your-average-tangerine]

I'd like to add

- The Chicks and speaking out against Bush and the Iraq war, and when they got death threats and were blacklisted from country radio, they doubled down and recorded a song saying 'no, you're wrong and were not going to sit down and accept it'. (Also, their song about how you should definitely kill your friends abusive husband, dump his body in a lake, and live out the rest of your lives as lesbian farmers.)

-One of Johnny Cash's most famous songs is about being a visual reminder of the inequality and discrimination in our society.

[bun33ri3]

[spideysquirrel]

dumbass

[nycswebhead]

spiderman. opinions on rhode island

your mom rhode my island last night

[nycswebhead]

this might be my toughest foe yet

[calliopeorgans]

starting a collection

[theaethernetconnection]

My friend literally texted me today about this, so I'm adding this to the collection:

@frolickingfogthing you have to see the rest of these :) you're literally right on the nail, welcome to TMA hehe

[snow124-art]

I will accept death from these hands

Thanks @052-jy for inspiration ^^

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[arborescreens]

i'm very tired

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[silkentine]

Idk that looks about right.

(Now with Alt Text written by @santoryu-san !!!)

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face

[cosmicrhetoric]

its fr the same face. also i like his stupid hat

[ambientwitch]

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

[njere]

Busy morning at the Galley-La