Neverland is pretty badass, to be honest. But that’s cute! As a child, I was more of the princess type of girl. Obviously. I always wanted to be a mermaid, as ridiculous as that sounded, so Atlantis would have been hella cool. It’s amazing how shows and movies and stories can do that to a person, really. Especially when we are all little like. Well, perhaps I’m not the best citizen around, but shit happens. And you so happened to catch me in one of those moods of goodly deeds. Where we could go? Well, I was thinking maybe The Rusty Wheel in the downtown area. It’s a place I go pretty often, to say the least.
So I guess your favorite princess was Ariel? I don’t think I would like to be a triton. I mean, living underwater sure has to be fun for a while, but I wouldn’t like to live in a world without air. Not because of breathing, if I were a triton I wouldn’t have this problem, but because air often carries great smells, like the smell of bread, of grass, of food, but now I’m realizing bread is food so it’s like I’m counting food twice, ok, never mind. My point is that we wouldn’t be able to perceive them underwater, right? It would be a shame. Then I love to dance, so having no legs would be a nightmare for me. Anyway that’s just my not requested point of view.
Today I can say I’m a really lucky man. I’ve found Bayview and will get a free beer with a bright woman, I can’t ask for more. The Rusty Wheel sounds perfect to me, do you want to go right away or do you prefer going tonight?












