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SOPHIE // 16 // 'STRAYA

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Million Dollar Bills VS. Float On // Lorde & Modest Mouse Mash-up

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Cute things to call your girlfriend

1: honey 2: sweetie 3: sugar 4: we’re 5: going 6: down 7: swinging

[chicagno]

remembering about homework you haven’t done at the bus stop

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I sing along to Blank Space far too aggressively for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers 

[dicklover3000]

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni 

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Fucking love this!

[aye-hemmings]

shit australians say

Aussie 1: Yo watcha doin'

Aussie 2: Killin' this spider

Aussie 1: What type?

Aussie 2: Funnelweb

Aussie 1: Oh. I hate those sons a' bitches

Aussie 2: Yeah man

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Aussie 1: Man, what temperature is it?

Aussie 2: 'bout 22 degrees

Aussie 1: sHIT TURN ON THE FUCKING HEATER

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Aussie 1: how long was your flight

Aussie 2: ten hours

Aussie 1: oh, so just a short one then

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Aussies in general: MACCA'S RUUUUUUUN

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Aussie: You still up for the barbie this arvo?

Aussie 1: shit, man, the waves are epic at freshie right now

Aussie 2: hold up lemme get my board

Aussie 2: wait isnt freshie the one with the shark last weekend

Aussie 1: yeah but it didnt kill that guy it just sorta mauled him

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All Aussies: Tony Abbott you bastard

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All Aussies: Clive Palmer you bastard

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All Aussies: man i fucking hate politics

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Aussies: tim tams

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walking around shops in australia in october like

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Have you thought about a pet kangaroo? x

[beatrice-alice-smith]

Can you like, for one second, not be a fuckwit?

Ancient Australian proverb (via beatrice-alice-smith)

[carpaydiem]

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

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fans should support the music and dreams of their favourite bands, not criticise their personal lives and entire fucking daily schedule wtf are some of y’all on about jesus

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[reallyabitch]

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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