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[embrasa]

[ronmon]

[chocomiru02]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[milfdud]

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

[holepic]

i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

[toastbutteregg]

[lilnympho]

[adidasgymbag]

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

[hoodrichjay]

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

[gypped]

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

[thursday]

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

[kiusaus]

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where, and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[coral]

“I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes me dream.”

—

Vincent van Gogh

(via adrenaline)

[adrenaline]

[tackled]