Nice

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[espn3]

when comedy began

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[worldwariotwo]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[tyleroakley]

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

Summer fashion

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[jcmesbcrnes]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fuzzycricket]

that’s because we actually need bees

[nothingbutmeme]

[melonmemes]

Possibly the most Canadian tweet ever.

[twitterlols]

[dabblingindissent]

HEY! You there, you reading this:

You wanna hate the rich? Like more than you undoubtedly deservedly already do?

Come here, I got something for you…

oh, its just a paper cup you’d say

nope, its china, this is $95 for a pair

not the most egregious thing to be fair…

so how bout this?

a $175  single golf tee

or maybe:

a $350 dollar miniature Chinese food box

not your taste?

howabout 10 legos for 15 hundred dollars?

or

perhaps a harmonica that renders the player utterly incapable of playing blues or folk music?

maybe not,

howbout a thousand dollar tin can?

not egregious enough?

try this $350 dollar gold crazy straw.

still not pissed?

then i’m sure you won’t blink at this:

9 THOUSAND DOLLAR PURE SILVER BALL OF FUCKING YARN

anyways this has been my presentation of why we should guillotine rich people, thank you.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Y’all haven’t seen unnecessary opulence til you’ve seen the gold plated gem studded monopoly game

[thebibliosphere]

#fucking christ #do you think they sell gillotines at Ikea - @ariaste

You’d think so, but they’ve asked me to stop putting that into their suggestion box.