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raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

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My nan eats that 😧

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Guess what your nan has

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

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Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

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the freaking strugle

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I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh

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Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

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*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

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Me tryna flirt

thebootydiaries

Me: damn that thing huge

Girl: this ass? 😏

Me: nah ya forehead

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everyone please look at this image that just completely annihilated me

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I think this is the only religious meme I’ve ever laughed at

hobwithluv

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”