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The Weeknd - Earned It
@maiahale: @naitsabes well .... i pity the fool (aka you). my cat loves me and that's all i need. i don't need your negativity #posivibes
@naitsabes: @maiahale cats don't love anyone, you're the fool. Posivibes, really? Is this what happens to people who go live with their grandmother?
Definitely did not intend on my two hour nap to last for six hours instead. Goddamn it.
Naps are tricky, dangerous things. One minute you're trying to get some energy, and the next it's been ten years and you have three kids.
@maiahale: every time i sneeze or cough, my cat looks at me like i just offended his ancestors. someone send help (aka medicine). i’m about ready to faint.
@naitsabes: you live a very sad life, i pity the cat
Sebastian Michelson at LAX - 11/24
So, I will assume that you are not a big fan of tradition huh? You can always do something out of the box during Christmas, like, wearing Halloween costumes. That’s kind of…different. Well, if that’s what you want to believe, darling. I won’t burst your bubble anymore since my skills would probably wound your ego greatly. I like the sound of that and let’s make it even more interesting. Let’s do a mix of both. Strip beer pong and let’s put a bet, what do you think? I’ll place money on the line, what about you?
That would not be thinking out of the box, it would be being out of your fuckin' mind. That'd be gross, honestly; let me come up with the ideas from now on, you clearly suck at that. I don't think anything you think you can do would be even remotely close to scratch my ego. I like that idea, it works. Money will do, but instead of physical cash, I am willing to bet my new Porsche.
You’re bloody incredible. You always have to fucking throw that around like it’s some prize every fucking time I try to make a decent conversation with you. That’s great, you don’t even remember her name? Cool, because last time I checked she was all over you like you were wrapped in bacon and seemed to forget she cheated on me, I hope you’re treating her well since she broke it off for you but since you asked her name is Rachel.
Decent conversation? I highly doubt that's where it was going, I simply decided to be straightforward, as usual. Yeah, well, you can't blame me for having such an effect on women, it's a completely natural thing. Rachel -- ah, yes, I remember now. Lovely girl, amazing night. I understand why is it that you dated her, she's willing to try out quite a few things.
Yes why wouldn’t I. Aren’t personal gifts more meaningful than some shit card full of money. I mean money is a great gift but it isn’t the same as getting a wrapped present. Ugh just talking about it makes me excited, but I haven’t even started, yet.
Didn't mean money, I simply wondered why is it that you go out personally to get them instead of, you know, use those who you can pay to do it. Or order it online. "Personal", and you can wrap it afterwards.
Seeeeb, that’s mean.
But what's new, huh?
Wouldn’t want to burden yourself with something you clearly function so well without.
It's only a necessity if you delude yourself into thinking it is.