Random Schmidt

Until I decide to specialize

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Had to delete a bit of my blog but this tumblr is now (almost, except for the one post that is the callout post) fully and completely gaud-free. You now get 1 bonus point if you dislike gaud lol

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[lostbyz-deactivated20220205]

Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANK FUCK

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame have I tagged you in this before?

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AAÅÅÅAaaÅÅåAåAA

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https://youtu.be/uX6u_bZAVvI

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I did not make this, original creator is KoKo on youtube i think

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I wonder if people would give me free money in the form of dming me steam giftcard codes

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People always get freaked out by perfect copies of themselves and “who’s really real” or even just cosmic indifference, but for some reason i have never given a shit

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Anime recommendation:

Inuyashiki: Last Hero

Come for the edgy villain, stay for the sweet old man

(Sweet in both connotations)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[noxtheox]

gonna do a miss officer and mr truffles on these photos

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Context please

[dankmemeuniversity]

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Me actually not responding because I know she’s disappointed in me and I’m also disappointed with me and maybe that’s why I’m crying

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Yeah I way too many spares anyways

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

I have no idea who Peenythus is

[ametsunami]

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

[egghomicide-deactivated20230917]

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

[ametsunami]

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

[bolontiku]

Pretty sure I hurt myself laughing over this thanks

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Me and my followers are just a traveling band of theatre kids practicing their improv

Incredible work everyone

[ametsunami]

Terrible work everyone.

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

^^

[just-shower-thoughts]

It sucks to be smart enough to be unhappy, but not smart enough to be able to do anything about it.

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HAH

HAHAH

YOU CAN STOP NOW

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

If this gets 1000 notes I’ll reveal my other account

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

It’s @arbys-official

I said I’d reveal my other account, not my main account

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

Oops it’s actually @arbys-offical

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Do you actually work in skin care

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

No, I do not

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Then why is @arbys-official a spam account for a skin care business

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

Oh I tagged the wrong account, I have no relation to that account, my account is @arbys-offical

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Thats???? The same one????

Wait no its not I’m dumb

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

If this gets 1000 notes I’ll reveal my other account

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

It’s @arbys-official

I said I’d reveal my other account, not my main account

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

Oops it’s actually @arbys-offical

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Do you actually work in skin care

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

No, I do not

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Then why is @arbys-official a spam account for a skin care business

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

If this gets 1000 notes I’ll reveal my other account

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

It’s @arbys-official

I said I’d reveal my other account, not my main account

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

Oops it’s actually @arbys-offical

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Do you actually work in skin care

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Scott Pilgrim VS. The World is getting a reboot as a Netflix original series with the original cast from the movie coming back.

However Aubrey Plaza has REFUSED to come back unless she gets to do all of her scenes in full clown get-up. Nobody knows why Aubrey wants this, but the director (Billie Eilish) really wanted the whole cast so she agreed to let Aubrey wear the clown get up

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

There has been a script reading of the first 8 minutes of the first episode released and it is absolutely hilarious. Billie Eilish has written jokes for the clown outfit and made it feel completely in line with everything else.

Aubrey Plaza, has been very pleased about the embracing of the clown outfit and has tweeted that “Billie Eilish is a true De’de the Clown kinnie, absolute legend.”

According to Aubrey, Dede, is her clownsona

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NOO WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS TUMBLR I ACTUALLY WANTED THIS SO BAD

SCREW IT I STILL WANT THIS SO BAD

[moonlight-inthesky]

Imagine waking up tomorrow, thinking it's a normal April Fool's Day. However, you go online and see the Nintendo twitter page. The logo is green and you see they are "announcing" a new Super Luigi game. You laugh. Real funny, going along with the online jokes of Mario no longer existing. Then you decide to play the Switch for a while. However, something is wrong. No sign of Mario anywhere on the menu. You hope they just updated the Switch to go along with the April Fool's joke and it will revert back to normal tomorrow. You then decide to go through your games to decide what to play. But then, you notice something: your physical copy of 3D All Stars is gone. Your copy of Super Mario Odyssey is now Super Luigi Odyssey. Your copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is now Super Smash Ultimate. You panic. You go online and ask what happened to the Mario games and see if other users have the same problem. Unfortunately, they are puzzled, and they ask you "Who's Mario?"

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Who’s rem?