None Of These Posts Are Real And I Am So Sorry

Submissions and asks open but please use asks for real life questions only, unreality warning for this blog, banner made by the amazing artist @casey-lives-here, any pronouns are good

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Hey everyone, I’ve made a second blog, this is a project I’ve been wanting to do for a while now and I’m glad I’ve gotten around to it, check it out if you want!

@storiesofsonder

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If post+ goes through I will be boycotting tumblr till it’s removed

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im so incredibly happy that post+ was just a programming mistake for next years april fools prank instead of any actual new feature

god can you imagine?

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Today, the last person got their final covid dose, and now everyone is quarentining for two weeks, just to be safe!

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apparently there was a thing called tumblr post plus in the works a while back, where you could make people pay for your content? which is incredibly stupid? thankfully it got scrapped before it could go public

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still can’t believe tumblr is completely free

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omg when i saw the post about posts plus becoming real i got so scared! then i read it was from posts from a darker timeline PHEW 

imagine the horrors if we had that here oh geez 

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Dw guys, the tumblr subscription thing is fake! Tumblr was thinking about implementing it, is all, but they're gonna ask the user base before doing anything drastic. Blown outta proportion.

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Not a submission but i thought u might like a reaction image to use for those hate anons

(Thank you but I’ve already used this lol, I appreciate it though!)

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Just got Hollow Knight: Silksong and I am so fucking exited to play!!!

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Y’ALL THE BEW TUMBLR UPDATE FUCKED OVER ALL THE TERFS THIS IS INCREDIBLE ASJDVFGHX

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they guillotined Putin

[shimmerpuppy-deactivated2022110]

help an autistic transmasc 19 year old eat

hi, i feel guilty for posting again but i really need help.

a couple months ago i got into a head on collision with a speeding driver and it totaled my car and left me injured and in debt. the insurance company ruled in the other persons favor since the police gave me a citation for not yielding (even though i did) and they let the other person off for speeding since it was rush hour friday. i have chronic back pain now and i owe the state an amount of money they refuse to tell me for damage to a crosswalk signal the other car did when they bounced off me

i have no money right now at all since i can’t work, have no mode of transportation, and have no income. i have my medication for this month but i know i won’t have money to refill it next month. i completely gave up on my HRT because of this and it makes me extremely dysphoric

im so anxious every single day because of food. sometimes i just can’t help myself from having breakdowns and crying because i just don’t ever feel alert or safe. i spend most of the day sleeping, partially because of depression but mostly just because i’m physically exhausted. i’ve lost a significant amount of weight this month and no matter how hard i try to stretch the money i have it just isn’t enough to be able to eat consistently every day.

if anyone could give me any amount, even a couple dollars, i’d be extremely grateful. if you can’t donate, PLEASE, PLEASE reblog this. i’m really desperate right now and i feel like i’m not going to be able to make it out of this without help.

if you need any sort of proof or confirmation that i’m telling the truth feel free to message me. in general, please feel free to message me- i’m honestly feeling really alone right now and some encouraging words would be really nice.

cashapp: $frogiess

vemno: @finchfrog

paypal: https://www.paypal.me/skyve

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Go to paypal.me/skyve and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[nepofledgling]

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

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{ID: an image of Bernie Sanders captioned with text saying "I am once again asking my mutuals to complete the Post+ survey to keep Tumblr free. Post+ is a terrible idea and WILL fuck over anyone who could possibly benefit from it"}

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Wait there's a survey where is it?

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https://tumblr.survey.fm/post-feedback-form

Post+ Feedback Form

Hi There :-) As you might have noticed, we’re beta-testing something new, Tumblr Post+. Post+ is our new subscription feature that allows y

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OH ME GOD TY

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GUYS YOU CAN ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES

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DON’T DO THAT. Look. I’m a researcher that uses online surveys A LOT. You know what happens to a flood of replies from the same IP? They get flagged as a bot/ballot box stuffing and deleted.

Answer once. Answer clearly. Don’t try to be clever or cute. I guarantee whoever came up with this BS will be just itching for any reason to toss stuff that doesn’t reflect well on their idea. “Cause corporate entities aren’t bound to data ethics the same way academic researchers are.

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Please listen to @frankenmouse . Many of my mutuals know I work in software development. One of the many tasks I have is soliciting feedback from the user base. When we do a survey like this, do you know what we do with surveys that are filled with Memes, laced with profanity, from the same IP, or otherwise unhelpful? We bin them. They do not get read. They do not count towards any numbers.

If you feel strongly about this issue, definitely answer the survey. Answer honestly, and don’t spare feelings. But don’t be rude, abusive, unhelpful, or reply with Memes for reblog points. Doing so undermines your ability to get any actual message through to the people who make decisions.

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Take this survey once, don’t be funny or put memes in there or anything like that, they most likely have filters that will filter out those responses. State your real opinion in a clear and polite way.

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hi lol before pride month ends could anyone spare a few dollars to help an unemployed bi couple move in together. i’m a neurodivergent bi nb who needs to move out of an abusive home asap. my partner is job hunting and i’m taking digital art commissions. thank u to everyone who’s donated so far we just have a long way to go.

c*sh*pp: shywhoa // p*ypal link // v*nmo: shydough

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okay so my partner landed a part time job in another town but it’s not going to be enough to support us : ( i’m currently waiting to get my driver’s license so i can start applying for jobs but that could take up to another month… thank you to everyone who considers donating, commissioning or even just reblogging it means the world to us <3

$95 / $2500 (7/7/21)

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Apparently @staff just announced they weren’t going to go through with their plans for post+ and in the future will ask the tumblr userbase for their opinion on all major changes!