Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Damn is this supposed to be some sort of lesson? Trust me, I don't take anything for granted. Except maybe chicken. I can't imagine a world without chicken now. It's so versatile, half the food I like would be wiped out ahhh nooOoHWAIT maybe I was hungry?
Actually NO. Well, yes too, but THERE WAS A BET! I can see it now- my friends were probably there, and we joked about something stupid. But then it turned into an actual bet. I bet on something I actually didn't want to bet on; so I essentially tried to trick my luck? 🤔
Unfortunately, it actually worked this time. But I wanted to lose. 1. I don't like making people do stuff and 2. I have accepted the fact that I will more than likely never win anything, except maybe winning at losing, but I digress.
Alas, my life-long streak ended, cuz I won the frikkin bet!!??! Or maybe, is it that my luck is so bad it was good at the wrong time so I'm still a loser? 🤔
Either way, I won the bet. woo. bring out the parade.
What was this bet, now? Idk but I can assure u that I probably made my friends do something stupid- nothing bad but definitely stupid- but that's not relevant! So dOn't fOCus On thAt! FOCUSSS!!
THE POINT IS, I was so hungry I somehow manifested something to eat but it turned monkey paw and now I have a crab arm and still hungry af.
Also, I'm convinced the genie isn't actually a genie... more like a representation of how I should really be looking into therapy after this monstrosity of a story :3
*This sort of mess goes on in my head all the time, and I held nothing back. So it's kind of a glimpse into my mind...?
... Lmao nah this barely scratches the surface of the shit I think of, but we'll call it that XD *
I need more prompts like this heheh
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