A.Z. Fell and Co.

Hello all! Here you will find information and updates about my bookshop, as well as some scrumptious recipes and captivating images. Happily married to @imhavinga-moment-here //Aziraphale rp account, 18+

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

But you're soooo cuuuuuute

I can just picture that adorable puppy face

[azfell-and-co]

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Still if you feel THAT bad, maybe YOU should come HERE?

[azfell-and-co]

Oh yes alright, I suppose I can do that (:

See you in twenty minutes? I’ll bring cake!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Oh there's plenty of cake you could get stuck into here, angel.

[azfell-and-co]

.....

Make that five minutes. Heading out now.

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

But you're soooo cuuuuuute

I can just picture that adorable puppy face

[azfell-and-co]

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Still if you feel THAT bad, maybe YOU should come HERE?

[azfell-and-co]

Oh yes alright, I suppose I can do that (:

See you in twenty minutes? I’ll bring cake!

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

But you're soooo cuuuuuute

I can just picture that adorable puppy face

[azfell-and-co]

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

.... who...?

Az...ira...phale?

Yes....I seem to recall....knowing someone....at one time.... We were close....

[azfell-and-co]

Crowley!!

Stop that!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Bite me.

Ignored for nearly a week.

A WEEK!

Bet you were reading Wilde.

[azfell-and-co]

I was not!!

As I said in the other post, I lost my telephone!

You might have learned that had you bothered to come see me at any point!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

I didn't want to bother you if you were fantasizing about your boyfriend.

[azfell-and-co]

Actually I was thinking an awful lot about my husband and how much I’ve been missing him. Do you think you could slither over for a bit, my love?

[azfell-and-co]

If you punch a boom does it break or anything?

If you punch a what? What are you talking about? Are you alright dear?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

.... who...?

Az...ira...phale?

Yes....I seem to recall....knowing someone....at one time.... We were close....

[azfell-and-co]

Crowley!!

Stop that!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Bite me.

Ignored for nearly a week.

A WEEK!

Bet you were reading Wilde.

[azfell-and-co]

I was not!!

As I said in the other post, I lost my telephone!

You might have learned that had you bothered to come see me at any point!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

.... who...?

Az...ira...phale?

Yes....I seem to recall....knowing someone....at one time.... We were close....

[azfell-and-co]

Crowley!!

Stop that!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Gotta go seduce me an angel to complete todays to do list.

[azfell-and-co]

Consider me seduced!!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Zira this was like... 6 days ago! Moments passed!

[azfell-and-co]

But I’m still seduced.... ):

[azfell-and-co]

So cruel. So cold. But turns out nobody else wants me either.

I want you... You know I want you...

My darling what is really going on here?

[azfell-and-co]

Fuck it I'm drinking your vanilla extract too. You can't stop me since you're hellbent on ignoring me!

Crowley!! Stop messing with my baking supplies!

[azfell-and-co]

I cannot believe I make posts for your benefit and you don't even acknowledge them. Rude. I'm hiding your flour.

My dear I don’t know what you are talking about! I lost my telephone and had no way to check my blog. I was not ignoring you!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Gotta go seduce me an angel to complete todays to do list.

[azfell-and-co]

Consider me seduced!!

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[azfell-and-co]

@imhavinga-moment-here

I thought you might enjoy this.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Visit Original Link

Good night, angel.

[missy-crowley]

For my own personal use XD In case I wanna die XD