Anthony JustaJ Crowley

Demon. Snake. Big spooky fan. Married to @azfell-and-co [18+, possible NSFW]

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Incorrect Good Omens [8/?]

Based on this post

[tio-trile]

I knew I had the “My wife cries at absolutely anything” post tab opened for years for a reason

[roses--and--rue]

Extremely unusual Victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword, fitted with a ring to hang from a chatelaine.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

@azfell-and-co

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Today @azfell-and-co finally learned how to spell my name and the secret held within.

He had to type it twice.

And it's on the top of his screen.

Please help.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Noticing all the confusion going on here

Excellent.

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

But you're soooo cuuuuuute

I can just picture that adorable puppy face

[azfell-and-co]

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Still if you feel THAT bad, maybe YOU should come HERE?

[azfell-and-co]

Oh yes alright, I suppose I can do that (:

See you in twenty minutes? I’ll bring cake!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Oh there's plenty of cake you could get stuck into here, angel.

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

But you're soooo cuuuuuute

I can just picture that adorable puppy face

[azfell-and-co]

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Still if you feel THAT bad, maybe YOU should come HERE?

[bi-trans-alliance]

A PSA 💖💜💙

(Last image via @fuckyeahbiguys)

[bi-trans-alliance]

TERFs are mad about this. Of course. 🙄

Sorry, can’t hear you over how much this blog supports bisexual guys. 💖💜💙

[jeanjauthor]

I 100% support bisexual guys.

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

I don’t mean to. You absolutely should be angry with me right now.

I have not been very good to you this week.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

But you're soooo cuuuuuute

I can just picture that adorable puppy face

[azfell-and-co]

What gonna ignore me again if I don't come when you click your fingers, when you've somehow found time for me hm?

Of course not my darling...

Truly I am sorry I made you feel as though I was ignoring you.

I hope you can forgive me in your own time...

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Once again you make it so hard for me to be actually mad at you.

[azfell-and-co]

If you punch a boom does it break or anything?

If you punch a what? What are you talking about? Are you alright dear?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Book*

Alright I made a typo laugh at the idiot snake.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

.... who...?

Az...ira...phale?

Yes....I seem to recall....knowing someone....at one time.... We were close....

[azfell-and-co]

Crowley!!

Stop that!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Bite me.

Ignored for nearly a week.

A WEEK!

Bet you were reading Wilde.

[azfell-and-co]

I was not!!

As I said in the other post, I lost my telephone!

You might have learned that had you bothered to come see me at any point!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

I didn't want to bother you if you were fantasizing about your boyfriend.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

.... who...?

Az...ira...phale?

Yes....I seem to recall....knowing someone....at one time.... We were close....

[azfell-and-co]

Crowley!!

Stop that!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Bite me.

Ignored for nearly a week.

A WEEK!

Bet you were reading Wilde.

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Gotta go seduce me an angel to complete todays to do list.

[azfell-and-co]

Consider me seduced!!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Zira this was like... 6 days ago! Moments passed!

[azfell-and-co]

But I’m still seduced.... ):

[imhavinga-moment-here]

What a dang shame.

If you had noticed SIX DAYS AGO....

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Gotta go seduce me an angel to complete todays to do list.

[azfell-and-co]

Consider me seduced!!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Zira this was like... 6 days ago! Moments passed!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

Free to good home

1 snake demon

Used

Partially ignored

All enquiries welcome

[azfell-and-co]

......

What is this about?

[imhavinga-moment-here]

.... who...?

Az...ira...phale?

Yes....I seem to recall....knowing someone....at one time.... We were close....

[azfell-and-co]

can you please adopt me? you seem like you'd make an awesome parent

Hello there dear!

Unfortunately we have our hands quite full at the moment with looking after Warlock as well as Adam and his little friends quite frequently. We are not looking to adopt at the moment.

However, we are always happy to make new friends!

[imhavinga-moment-here]

What we, Angel? They clearly said YOU.

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[caribbean-sea]

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always

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Please reblog

[chlosf]

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Everyone deserves the right to clean water.

Everyone

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

HECCCC YEAH BABEY

[twwren]

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[thehugwizard]

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