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YOU ALL BETTER START TYPING ON AO3 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 3

the concept of a version of Aziraphale finally having a mother who loves him, who he talks about fondly and casually on his first date with Crowley… that makes me want to sob actually. I’m so glad he gets more than God in the end.

outrageousring5655

Not an angle I had considered, but yeah, I love this idea now.

#ah shit.

welli-moon

azirafuck

first shot we get of crowley in s3 is set to queen's somebody to love and as it starts with "each morning i get up and die a little / can barely stand on my feet" we see him literally getting out of bed (been sleeping for months) and bump into countless bottles of wine scattered on the floor. he looks around looking for a half-full bottle and starts drinking again.

doorbell rings. multiple times.

he drags himself to the door and opens it as the song says "somebody to love". it stops abruptly and turns to complete silence as we see aziraphale at the door holding an infant (baby jesus 2.0) looking like he just ran a marathon.

synstylae

I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS CONCEPT & THESE TAGS

bitchapalooza

I couldn’t stop thinking about this and had to write it out on my walk home from work, bombarded my friends with it on discord and I’m still thinking about 😭

#thank you user plantfeline for reminding me of this. crying

Edit: POSTED ON THE WRONG BLOG

mother in law gifted me a tr*mp chocolate bar from their trip to the caribbeans (they stayed in florida for a bit), "so you can shit him out" she said

hilarious

we read the list of ingredients with friends yesterday, and there is 0 (zero) cocoa. gulp. I still ate a piece of it. I have never had a poop like this.

I always wondered why so many american medias make fun of the way you have to use so much toilet paper to clean. never happened to me.

now i know why. this food isnt fooding. what the fuck are you guys eating

#and im like 99% sure tr*mp fucking chocolate is another lever of gross when compared to others from the us #but still #god damn people what are you ingesting

cornchrunchie

『 So, how do you two know each other? 』

– via knjfedog (x)

#UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH #good omens #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers

rylandsgrace

Good Omens (2019 - 2026) I 3.01

#godddddddddddddd #good omens #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers

*cocks gun* just a heads up that the first person to make a good omens edit to l'altra dimensione by maneskin is gonna catch it

#and by it i mean. a kiss #bring me back to when they made good music #good omens

and the fucking finale still fucking sucked in my opinion because the first 70 minutes are just POINTLESS. but god damn, leave people alone. you won't fix it by being angry, sad and rude to other people. write your reviews, talk about the problems, be critical, but don't be mean to other fucking people.

kindergarten kids pass these psychological tests quicker jfc

#good omens #rachel talalay

bitchless idiots will bully a grown ass woman who's grieving the loss of her husband because instead of there being a kiss in a prime video show there was just a marriage between the main characters. insane thing to do. grow the fuck up

#god this makes me so mad #AND THE NO KISS ISNT EVEN THE SHITTY THING ABOUT THIS FINALE LMAOOOO #WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST 70 FUCKING MINUTES OF THE SHOW WHERE SHIT THAT IS COMPLETELY INCONSEQUENTIAL GETS THROWN AT YOU!!!!!#AND YOU FOCUS ON A KISS!!!!!#AND IT WASNT EVEN HER FAULT!!!!!!!!#ugly people. all of the people who did this.#good omens #good omens spoilers #rachel talalay

locket-lyncis

Yall need to fucking calm down

#fucking shameful insane cringe bitch ass thing. stop this shit

bambicest

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

#IF MY GRANDMOTHER HAD WHEELS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BIKE!!!