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Task #20
heart club lockscreen/wallpaper!
🍡⋆ ˚。⋆ 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓰𝓮 ✧˖° 🍡
i really want (so bad) their duet on spotify so i can stream it anywhere 💚🩷🎤
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(A Minsung Soulmate AU)
See you soon…
Jisung didn't know exactly when he'd started wearing the necklace, he had been just walking along the street past a busy flea market one day and felt a kind of pull towards something, and that feeling had taken him to a quiet stall, set towards the back of the market, run by an elderly woman with a kind smile. And then he spotted it. An ring, a simple silver band with a small but beautiful mother-of-pearl setting. His eyes were immediately drawn to it, like a kind of magnetism he wouldn't be able to escape even if he tried.
The ring now sat permanently on his chest, strung on a necklace so it sat right over his heart. He had only taken it off once, accidentally early on, and it had felt like a part of himself was missing. He fidgeted with it often when he got nervous, its familiar weight a comforting presence as he would run it over his fingers.
Now he was on the train heading home, head leaning back against the window, feeling the vibrations of the rails below him lull him into a half-asleep state, when he heard a subtle shift from his side. He cracked one eye open slightly and spotted the same dude who usually took the same train, occupying the same car but always keeping the same distance. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself with ear buds and his phone, they had exchanged pleasantries occasionally, but he still somehow hadn't found out the boy's name. He felt a desire to know, like some kind of invisible string was tying them together. Interestingly enough he always wore a ring that he also fidgeted with, not because he was watching him of course, he WASN'T, but it looked kind of similar to the one looped on Jisung's, he had never gotten close enough to tell. He'd never admit it out loud, but he was kinda pretty too, his dark eyes intense in a way that looked like they would cut right through him if he said something wrong, so he was intimidated. Jisung sighed as he heard the familiar announcement tone for his, well actually their, stop and collected his things accordingly, out of the corner he saw the other boy doing the same. He stood as the train slowed and came to a full stop, the doors hissing open and the familiar fresh breeze drifting through the cabin. Jisung took a nervous breath as he stepped off, tripping over his own feet, because of course he did, but before he could faceplant on the concrete he felt a warm arm loop around his waist and pull him back upright. He blushed scarlet red as he looked and saw it was the pretty boy again, and mumbled a sheepish, "thank you."
"Don't mention it." the raven-haired mumbled, and then walked off in the opposite direction quickly, leaving Jisung standing there confusedly.
Was that a blush he'd seen on his ears?
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
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@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
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@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
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@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
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@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
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@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
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good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
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@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
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BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
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@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
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@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
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@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
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@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
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@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
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@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
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@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
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Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
The response was instant. By noon word had gotten around that there were cats to pet or at least look at, by afternoon he'd made Felix bake another batch of sweets. And Han? He was looking more and more concerned by the hour. Then it happened. An hour before they had to leave the school, Han had had enough.
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@platypusundercover 🤭
"Chan, I need a favor."
He said no. He would not choose between one or the other, it felt like choosing a favorite. And then he joked about them ending up on the school newspaper if they continued like this. And suddenly Han has a brilliant, amazing, incredible idea. He wasn't going to end up on it, he was going to ask to be featured.
----- @azraelyz cue more shenanigans~
But wait, did he even know who was in the news paper?
"Yennie, my favorite maknae, my beautiful child, my-"
"No."
"But I haven't said anything yet!"
"I don't need it, I don't want it - I don't think I wanna be involved in anything that's going on with you two."
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, how Hannie will convince his favorite maknae?
“Okay okay! I’ll give you a free ‘Jisung owes me a huge favor’ coupon you can cash in at ANY TIME!” Jisung beams,
I.N raises his eyebrow. “So like… I can make you do literally anything for me? Whenever I want?”
Jisung gulped, already regretting the words that came out of his mouth just moments ago.
But it was far too late and he was far too desperate to turn back now…
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@catgirl-yeji go for it ~~~
"Okay. Deal. What do you need?" Jisung hated the grin on Jeongin's face but there was no other way. Better make it count. Better make it worth it.
"I want Richard to be featured in the student newspaper with how cool she is, and how pretty and how lizards are so cute — and that I need people to vote for a new lizard because Minho is winning and I can't let that happen."
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@azraelyz ~
"Are you out of your mind? You want me to go against Minho-hyung?"
But after few very targeted doe-eyed pouts Innie relents and let Jisung have his article, but he will have no qualms about telling hyung what happen. However few hours later when mentioned hyung knocked to his door asking the very same question about the article feature, Jeongin thought it was too easy. They both were too easy.
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@platypusundercover, knock, knock, knocking on Ye writer's door ^^
On the next day, during lunch break, the newspaper gets released. Jisung, all excited, goes to get it. It's with happiness that he found the article he asked for on one side of the front page, but then... on the other side was the same. For Minho and his cats. Now that... that was unacceptable.
The doors of the club's lounge burst open.
"LEE MINHO!" ------
@catgirl-yeji take it away~
”Do you think this is funny?!" Han half-yelled, slapping the newspaper onto the coffee table in front of Minho.
There was a wide grin on the man's face. "Now, now, bug, don't be a sore loser, I just wanted the whole—" He cut himself off when he finally took the paper in his hands to read; Han watched his face fall. "What ..the hell is this?!"
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@azraelyz have fun with this!
On the front page big fat letters were announcing "COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF - Troubles in paradise? The big war is on within Heart Club!" featuring big edit of SoonDongDori and Richard posed as Pokémon battle. Minho thought he had to exchange few words with their favorite maknae.
"Do you think it's funny?" seethed Jisung. To be completely honest Minho thought that yes, it was quite funny, but he couldn't say that.
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And how Minho will resolve the situation? Please do tell, @stayengene-4-life 🫶
"Don't you worry, Jisung. I'll talk to innie and smooth things over." Minho strides over to the door.
He pauses and looks back at Jisung. "And by the way, if this was a Pokémon battle, my precious kittens would win."
Jisung is about to retort when he notices that more guests are voting, even guests from other clubs, which gives him an idea to turn this newspaper catastrophe around in his favor...
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@platypusundercover i'm sensing some more sabotage ~~
An idea he wish he could have taken further, with the big audience opportunity, the speakers were right there. He could find a mic... But as soon as he started moving... CRASH Gasps around the room. The voting boxes were on the ground, lids off and the papers used to indicate the vote spread on the ground mixed up with each other.
----- Oof I had trouble finding more sabotage so I decided to go chaos instead sdkfhgsd @catgirl-yeji what happened ??
Then, Doongie and Dori jumped out of the pile, former chasing the latter with not a single regard for high school politics.
Han took an utterly dejected look around the room — the cat tree construction, the bajillion Richard pictures, the otherwise spotless room, the cats playing with each other and Richard sitting in her terrarium looking pretty — wanting to be frustrated and yet finally realising something: ...
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@stayengene-4-life maybe the actual poll win is the love we found along the way or how that saying goes ~
Maybe this was never about winning to get a new pet. It was about the chaos. That's part of the heart club after all! Besides, even if the vote is pretty much ruined, there is something that came out of all this. Heart club has more guests right now than ever!
"How do we know who won?" Minho complains, observing the destruction as Doongie and Dori chase each other around him in circles.
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@azraelyz your turn!~~
Jisung looked at the mess, at cards flying around moved by cats shenanigans and Minho's furrowed brows giggling to himself softly. He came closer laying his head on the other's shoulder feeling unusual sense of contentment, even though nothing came out of their quote unquote war.
"It's okay hyung," he said softly, arms circling waist. Minho glanced at him with faux annoyance, but there were smile hidden behind twitching corners of his lips. "The most important is that-"
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Give me a hand here @catgirl-yeji 💙
A pause settles gently, eyes wandering and teasing a longing they have grown used to. A distance that has become necessary to uphold. Yet, they smile and Jisung quickly leans up, pressing the tiniest, softest kiss to Minho's cheek feeling a blush rising.
"The most important thing is that we both care about this club, almost as much as..." — a small huff, the sweetness nearly choking and overwhelming him momentarily — "..as about each other."
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@cosmicluvrrrrr uwu [ presses a tiny kiss to your cheek as well ]
“Yeah…” Minho says at a whisper, eyes quickly darting upwards after realizing he was staring at the younger one’s lips.
The two boys quickly looked away from each other, with their faces bright red and their ears burning. Minho’s brushed his hand along his cheek where Jisung had kissed it.
Even though it felt as if time stood still for them, the rest of the heart club members were still around, picking up the scattered cards. “So uhm… who won?”
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@platypusundercover gogogo!! let’s get to 40 reblogs!! :D
Minho blinked repeatedly, back to reality. Seungmin was there, probably freshly arrived, looking way too smug and Hyunjin beside him was giving them one of his iconic side eye.
"Shut up, Seungmin." Minho said with an amused eye roll. "Good thing you're here now, you can help clean the mess."
----- @catgirl-yeji let's lock in !!
And the satisfaction at seeing Seungmin's face fall at that, right into the metaphorical popcorn bucket Minho knew he would've brought if he could've, was more than worth the deadly glare that hit him in response.
"But seriously, who won?" Hyunjin asked, starting to help pick up the cards.
"Both of us, obviously," Han gave, unable to hide his loving smile as he crouched down, still a bit dizzy from the blood rushing into his cheeks.
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@azraelyz 50 we're coming!!
"What?" Seungmin balked.
"You've got to be kidding me, then what was it all about?"
Minho crouched down next to Jisung helping him gather cards trying to hide his smile. Their hands brushed on several occasions making his skin tingle pleasantly.
They both looked at each other simultaneously, rush of something sweet went through him at the sight of the boba eyes.
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, LET'S GOOOO
“It was just a friendly little competition!” Jisung says smiling, not taking his eyes off of Minho.
“Yeah, it’s not like we’re actually fighting over this. I just wanted to get him a little riled up” Minho pauses. “He’s cute when he’s all upset.”
This comment earns a disgusted expression from Hyunjin and a dramatic eye roll from Seungmin.
But Jisung, his reaction is a bit different. He starts to get flustered. “W-What?! What do you mean cute?!”
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@platypusundercover :))))) more fluff more fluff more fluuuffff
"Cutie hannie~ As cute as Richard~" Minho cooed exaggeratedly, earning groans all around him. Suddenly someone new barges in. Felix.
"AM I TOO LATE?"
Both Jisung and Minho look at him suspiciously. Seungmin conveniently steps away. "Late for what ?"
----------- @catgirl-yeji evil masterplan by seungmin ???? hehehe
"Nothing," Seungmin tried with the nonchalance Minho knew from when they played Mafia and he didn't want to admit he had cheated. He even glared as subtly as he could at Felix, trying to make him shut up, but Minho had already smelled the blood in the water.
Instead of threatening asking Seungmin, however, he grabbed for Hyunjin's arm before he could get up and away too: "What did you guys do?"
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@azraelyz <3
"Nothing!" he immediately shouted, trying to wiggle out of the grasp.
Jisung noticed how Seungmin is trying with all his might communicate with his eyes, but it seemed like Felix couldn't receive the message. Minho smiled sweetly looking at all of the three.
"It seems like all of you forgot the specs, should I remind them?" he briefly looked over Jisung, winking. The younger giggled.
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@cosmicluvrrrrr
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
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@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
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@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
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@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
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@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
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@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
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good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
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@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
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BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
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@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
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@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
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@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
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@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
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@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
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@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
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@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
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Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
The response was instant. By noon word had gotten around that there were cats to pet or at least look at, by afternoon he'd made Felix bake another batch of sweets. And Han? He was looking more and more concerned by the hour. Then it happened. An hour before they had to leave the school, Han had had enough.
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@platypusundercover 🤭
"Chan, I need a favor."
He said no. He would not choose between one or the other, it felt like choosing a favorite. And then he joked about them ending up on the school newspaper if they continued like this. And suddenly Han has a brilliant, amazing, incredible idea. He wasn't going to end up on it, he was going to ask to be featured.
----- @azraelyz cue more shenanigans~
But wait, did he even know who was in the news paper?
"Yennie, my favorite maknae, my beautiful child, my-"
"No."
"But I haven't said anything yet!"
"I don't need it, I don't want it - I don't think I wanna be involved in anything that's going on with you two."
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, how Hannie will convince his favorite maknae?
“Okay okay! I’ll give you a free ‘Jisung owes me a huge favor’ coupon you can cash in at ANY TIME!” Jisung beams,
I.N raises his eyebrow. “So like… I can make you do literally anything for me? Whenever I want?”
Jisung gulped, already regretting the words that came out of his mouth just moments ago.
But it was far too late and he was far too desperate to turn back now…
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@catgirl-yeji go for it ~~~
"Okay. Deal. What do you need?" Jisung hated the grin on Jeongin's face but there was no other way. Better make it count. Better make it worth it.
"I want Richard to be featured in the student newspaper with how cool she is, and how pretty and how lizards are so cute — and that I need people to vote for a new lizard because Minho is winning and I can't let that happen."
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@azraelyz ~
"Are you out of your mind? You want me to go against Minho-hyung?"
But after few very targeted doe-eyed pouts Innie relents and let Jisung have his article, but he will have no qualms about telling hyung what happen. However few hours later when mentioned hyung knocked to his door asking the very same question about the article feature, Jeongin thought it was too easy. They both were too easy.
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@platypusundercover, knock, knock, knocking on Ye writer's door ^^
On the next day, during lunch break, the newspaper gets released. Jisung, all excited, goes to get it. It's with happiness that he found the article he asked for on one side of the front page, but then... on the other side was the same. For Minho and his cats. Now that... that was unacceptable.
The doors of the club's lounge burst open.
"LEE MINHO!" ------
@catgirl-yeji take it away~
”Do you think this is funny?!" Han half-yelled, slapping the newspaper onto the coffee table in front of Minho.
There was a wide grin on the man's face. "Now, now, bug, don't be a sore loser, I just wanted the whole—" He cut himself off when he finally took the paper in his hands to read; Han watched his face fall. "What ..the hell is this?!"
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@azraelyz have fun with this!
On the front page big fat letters were announcing "COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF - Troubles in paradise? The big war is on within Heart Club!" featuring big edit of SoonDongDori and Richard posed as Pokémon battle. Minho thought he had to exchange few words with their favorite maknae.
"Do you think it's funny?" seethed Jisung. To be completely honest Minho thought that yes, it was quite funny, but he couldn't say that.
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And how Minho will resolve the situation? Please do tell, @stayengene-4-life 🫶
"Don't you worry, Jisung. I'll talk to innie and smooth things over." Minho strides over to the door.
He pauses and looks back at Jisung. "And by the way, if this was a Pokémon battle, my precious kittens would win."
Jisung is about to retort when he notices that more guests are voting, even guests from other clubs, which gives him an idea to turn this newspaper catastrophe around in his favor...
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@platypusundercover i'm sensing some more sabotage ~~
An idea he wish he could have taken further, with the big audience opportunity, the speakers were right there. He could find a mic... But as soon as he started moving... CRASH Gasps around the room. The voting boxes were on the ground, lids off and the papers used to indicate the vote spread on the ground mixed up with each other.
----- Oof I had trouble finding more sabotage so I decided to go chaos instead sdkfhgsd @catgirl-yeji what happened ??
Then, Doongie and Dori jumped out of the pile, former chasing the latter with not a single regard for high school politics.
Han took an utterly dejected look around the room — the cat tree construction, the bajillion Richard pictures, the otherwise spotless room, the cats playing with each other and Richard sitting in her terrarium looking pretty — wanting to be frustrated and yet finally realising something: ...
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@stayengene-4-life maybe the actual poll win is the love we found along the way or how that saying goes ~
Maybe this was never about winning to get a new pet. It was about the chaos. That's part of the heart club after all! Besides, even if the vote is pretty much ruined, there is something that came out of all this. Heart club has more guests right now than ever!
"How do we know who won?" Minho complains, observing the destruction as Doongie and Dori chase each other around him in circles.
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@azraelyz your turn!~~
Jisung looked at the mess, at cards flying around moved by cats shenanigans and Minho's furrowed brows giggling to himself softly. He came closer laying his head on the other's shoulder feeling unusual sense of contentment, even though nothing came out of their quote unquote war.
"It's okay hyung," he said softly, arms circling waist. Minho glanced at him with faux annoyance, but there were smile hidden behind twitching corners of his lips. "The most important is that-"
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Give me a hand here @catgirl-yeji 💙
A pause settles gently, eyes wandering and teasing a longing they have grown used to. A distance that has become necessary to uphold. Yet, they smile and Jisung quickly leans up, pressing the tiniest, softest kiss to Minho's cheek feeling a blush rising.
"The most important thing is that we both care about this club, almost as much as..." — a small huff, the sweetness nearly choking and overwhelming him momentarily — "..as about each other."
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@cosmicluvrrrrr uwu [ presses a tiny kiss to your cheek as well ]
“Yeah…” Minho says at a whisper, eyes quickly darting upwards after realizing he was staring at the younger one’s lips.
The two boys quickly looked away from each other, with their faces bright red and their ears burning. Minho’s brushed his hand along his cheek where Jisung had kissed it.
Even though it felt as if time stood still for them, the rest of the heart club members were still around, picking up the scattered cards. “So uhm… who won?”
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@platypusundercover gogogo!! let’s get to 40 reblogs!! :D
Minho blinked repeatedly, back to reality. Seungmin was there, probably freshly arrived, looking way too smug and Hyunjin beside him was giving them one of his iconic side eye.
"Shut up, Seungmin." Minho said with an amused eye roll. "Good thing you're here now, you can help clean the mess."
----- @catgirl-yeji let's lock in !!
And the satisfaction at seeing Seungmin's face fall at that, right into the metaphorical popcorn bucket Minho knew he would've brought if he could've, was more than worth the deadly glare that hit him in response.
"But seriously, who won?" Hyunjin asked, starting to help pick up the cards.
"Both of us, obviously," Han gave, unable to hide his loving smile as he crouched down, still a bit dizzy from the blood rushing into his cheeks.
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@azraelyz 50 we're coming!!
"What?" Seungmin balked.
"You've got to be kidding me, then what was it all about?"
Minho crouched down next to Jisung helping him gather cards trying to hide his smile. Their hands brushed on several occasions making his skin tingle pleasantly.
They both looked at each other simultaneously, rush of something sweet went through him at the sight of the boba eyes.
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, LET'S GOOOO
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
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@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
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@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
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@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
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@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
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@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
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good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
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@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
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BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
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@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
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@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
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@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
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@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
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@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
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@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
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@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
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Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
The response was instant. By noon word had gotten around that there were cats to pet or at least look at, by afternoon he'd made Felix bake another batch of sweets. And Han? He was looking more and more concerned by the hour. Then it happened. An hour before they had to leave the school, Han had had enough.
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@platypusundercover 🤭
"Chan, I need a favor."
He said no. He would not choose between one or the other, it felt like choosing a favorite. And then he joked about them ending up on the school newspaper if they continued like this. And suddenly Han has a brilliant, amazing, incredible idea. He wasn't going to end up on it, he was going to ask to be featured.
----- @azraelyz cue more shenanigans~
But wait, did he even know who was in the news paper?
"Yennie, my favorite maknae, my beautiful child, my-"
"No."
"But I haven't said anything yet!"
"I don't need it, I don't want it - I don't think I wanna be involved in anything that's going on with you two."
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@cosmicluvrrrrr, how Hannie will convince his favorite maknae?
“Okay okay! I’ll give you a free ‘Jisung owes me a huge favor’ coupon you can cash in at ANY TIME!” Jisung beams,
I.N raises his eyebrow. “So like… I can make you do literally anything for me? Whenever I want?”
Jisung gulped, already regretting the words that came out of his mouth just moments ago.
But it was far too late and he was far too desperate to turn back now…
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@catgirl-yeji go for it ~~~
"Okay. Deal. What do you need?" Jisung hated the grin on Jeongin's face but there was no other way. Better make it count. Better make it worth it.
"I want Richard to be featured in the student newspaper with how cool she is, and how pretty and how lizards are so cute — and that I need people to vote for a new lizard because Minho is winning and I can't let that happen."
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@azraelyz ~
"Are you out of your mind? You want me to go against Minho-hyung?"
But after few very targeted doe-eyed pouts Innie relents and let Jisung have his article, but he will have no qualms about telling hyung what happen. However few hours later when mentioned hyung knocked to his door asking the very same question about the article feature, Jeongin thought it was too easy. They both were too easy.
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@platypusundercover, knock, knock, knocking on Ye writer's door ^^
On the next day, during lunch break, the newspaper gets released. Jisung, all excited, goes to get it. It's with happiness that he found the article he asked for on one side of the front page, but then... on the other side was the same. For Minho and his cats. Now that... that was unacceptable.
The doors of the club's lounge burst open.
"LEE MINHO!" ------
@catgirl-yeji take it away~
”Do you think this is funny?!" Han half-yelled, slapping the newspaper onto the coffee table in front of Minho.
There was a wide grin on the man's face. "Now, now, bug, don't be a sore loser, I just wanted the whole—" He cut himself off when he finally took the paper in his hands to read; Han watched his face fall. "What ..the hell is this?!"
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@azraelyz have fun with this!
On the front page big fat letters were announcing "COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF - Troubles in paradise? The big war is on within Heart Club!" featuring big edit of SoonDongDori and Richard posed as Pokémon battle. Minho thought he had to exchange few words with their favorite maknae.
"Do you think it's funny?" seethed Jisung. To be completely honest Minho thought that yes, it was quite funny, but he couldn't say that.
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And how Minho will resolve the situation? Please do tell, @stayengene-4-life 🫶
"Don't you worry, Jisung. I'll talk to innie and smooth things over." Minho strides over to the door.
He pauses and looks back at Jisung. "And by the way, if this was a Pokémon battle, my precious kittens would win."
Jisung is about to retort when he notices that more guests are voting, even guests from other clubs, which gives him an idea to turn this newspaper catastrophe around in his favor...
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@platypusundercover i'm sensing some more sabotage ~~
An idea he wish he could have taken further, with the big audience opportunity, the speakers were right there. He could find a mic... But as soon as he started moving... CRASH Gasps around the room. The voting boxes were on the ground, lids off and the papers used to indicate the vote spread on the ground mixed up with each other.
----- Oof I had trouble finding more sabotage so I decided to go chaos instead sdkfhgsd @catgirl-yeji what happened ??
Then, Doongie and Dori jumped out of the pile, former chasing the latter with not a single regard for high school politics.
Han took an utterly dejected look around the room — the cat tree construction, the bajillion Richard pictures, the otherwise spotless room, the cats playing with each other and Richard sitting in her terrarium looking pretty — wanting to be frustrated and yet finally realising something: ...
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@stayengene-4-life maybe the actual poll win is the love we found along the way or how that saying goes ~
Maybe this was never about winning to get a new pet. It was about the chaos. That's part of the heart club after all! Besides, even if the vote is pretty much ruined, there is something that came out of all this. Heart club has more guests right now than ever!
"How do we know who won?" Minho complains, observing the destruction as Doongie and Dori chase each other around him in circles.
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@azraelyz your turn!~~
Jisung looked at the mess, at cards flying around moved by cats shenanigans and Minho's furrowed brows giggling to himself softly. He came closer laying his head on the other's shoulder feeling unusual sense of contentment, even though nothing came out of their quote unquote war.
"It's okay hyung," he said softly, arms circling waist. Minho glanced at him with faux annoyance, but there were smile hidden behind twitching corners of his lips. "The most important is that-"
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Give me a hand here @catgirl-yeji 💙
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
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@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
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@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
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@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
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@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
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good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
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@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
______________
BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
——
@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
-----
@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
_____________
@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
——
@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
-----
@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
_________________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
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@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
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@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
_________________
Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
The response was instant. By noon word had gotten around that there were cats to pet or at least look at, by afternoon he'd made Felix bake another batch of sweets. And Han? He was looking more and more concerned by the hour. Then it happened. An hour before they had to leave the school, Han had had enough.
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@platypusundercover 🤭
"Chan, I need a favor."
He said no. He would not choose between one or the other, it felt like choosing a favorite. And then he joked about them ending up on the school newspaper if they continued like this. And suddenly Han has a brilliant, amazing, incredible idea. He wasn't going to end up on it, he was going to ask to be featured.
----- @azraelyz cue more shenanigans~
But wait, did he even know who was in the news paper?
"Yennie, my favorite maknae, my beautiful child, my-"
"No."
"But I haven't said anything yet!"
"I don't need it, I don't want it - I don't think I wanna be involved in anything that's going on with you two."
__________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, how Hannie will convince his favorite maknae?
“Okay okay! I’ll give you a free ‘Jisung owes me a huge favor’ coupon you can cash in at ANY TIME!” Jisung beams,
I.N raises his eyebrow. “So like… I can make you do literally anything for me? Whenever I want?”
Jisung gulped, already regretting the words that came out of his mouth just moments ago.
But it was far too late and he was far too desperate to turn back now…
—————
@catgirl-yeji go for it ~~~
"Okay. Deal. What do you need?" Jisung hated the grin on Jeongin's face but there was no other way. Better make it count. Better make it worth it.
"I want Richard to be featured in the student newspaper with how cool she is, and how pretty and how lizards are so cute — and that I need people to vote for a new lizard because Minho is winning and I can't let that happen."
——
@azraelyz ~
"Are you out of your mind? You want me to go against Minho-hyung?"
But after few very targeted doe-eyed pouts Innie relents and let Jisung have his article, but he will have no qualms about telling hyung what happen. However few hours later when mentioned hyung knocked to his door asking the very same question about the article feature, Jeongin thought it was too easy. They both were too easy.
___________________
@platypusundercover, knock, knock, knocking on Ye writer's door ^^
On the next day, during lunch break, the newspaper gets released. Jisung, all excited, goes to get it. It's with happiness that he found the article he asked for on one side of the front page, but then... on the other side was the same. For Minho and his cats. Now that... that was unacceptable.
The doors of the club's lounge burst open.
"LEE MINHO!" ------
@catgirl-yeji take it away~
”Do you think this is funny?!" Han half-yelled, slapping the newspaper onto the coffee table in front of Minho.
There was a wide grin on the man's face. "Now, now, bug, don't be a sore loser, I just wanted the whole—" He cut himself off when he finally took the paper in his hands to read; Han watched his face fall. "What ..the hell is this?!"
——
@azraelyz have fun with this!
On the front page big fat letters were announcing "COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF - Troubles in paradise? The big war is on within Heart Club!" featuring big edit of SoonDongDori and Richard posed as Pokémon battle. Minho thought he had to exchange few words with their favorite maknae.
"Do you think it's funny?" seethed Jisung. To be completely honest Minho thought that yes, it was quite funny, but he couldn't say that.
_____________
And how Minho will resolve the situation? Please do tell, @stayengene-4-life 🫶
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
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@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
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@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
——
@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
—————
@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
——
good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
------
@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
______________
BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
——
@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
-----
@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
_____________
@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
——
@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
-----
@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
_________________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
—————
@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
------------------------
@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
_________________
Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
The response was instant. By noon word had gotten around that there were cats to pet or at least look at, by afternoon he'd made Felix bake another batch of sweets. And Han? He was looking more and more concerned by the hour. Then it happened. An hour before they had to leave the school, Han had had enough.
——
@platypusundercover 🤭
"Chan, I need a favor."
He said no. He would not choose between one or the other, it felt like choosing a favorite. And then he joked about them ending up on the school newspaper if they continued like this. And suddenly Han has a brilliant, amazing, incredible idea. He wasn't going to end up on it, he was going to ask to be featured.
----- @azraelyz cue more shenanigans~
But wait, did he even know who was in the news paper?
"Yennie, my favorite maknae, my beautiful child, my-"
"No."
"But I haven't said anything yet!"
"I don't need it, I don't want it - I don't think I wanna be involved in anything that's going on with you two."
__________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, how Hannie will convince his favorite maknae?
“Okay okay! I’ll give you a free ‘Jisung owes me a huge favor’ coupon you can cash in at ANY TIME!” Jisung beams,
I.N raises his eyebrow. “So like… I can make you do literally anything for me? Whenever I want?”
Jisung gulped, already regretting the words that came out of his mouth just moments ago.
But it was far too late and he was far too desperate to turn back now…
—————
@catgirl-yeji go for it ~~~
"Okay. Deal. What do you need?" Jisung hated the grin on Jeongin's face but there was no other way. Better make it count. Better make it worth it.
"I want Richard to be featured in the student newspaper with how cool she is, and how pretty and how lizards are so cute — and that I need people to vote for a new lizard because Minho is winning and I can't let that happen."
——
@azraelyz ~
"Are you out of your mind? You want me to go against Minho-hyung?"
But after few very targeted doe-eyed pouts Innie relents and let Jisung have his article, but he will have no qualms about telling hyung what happen. However few hours later when mentioned hyung knocked to his door asking the very same question about the article feature, Jeongin thought it was too easy. They both were too easy.
___________________
@platypusundercover, knock, knock, knocking on Ye writer's door ^^
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
--------------
@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
———————
@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
——
@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
—————
@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
——
good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
------
@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
______________
BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
——
@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
-----
@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
_____________
@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
——
@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
-----
@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
_________________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
—————
@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
------------------------
@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
_________________
Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
The response was instant. By noon word had gotten around that there were cats to pet or at least look at, by afternoon he'd made Felix bake another batch of sweets. And Han? He was looking more and more concerned by the hour. Then it happened. An hour before they had to leave the school, Han had had enough.
——
@platypusundercover 🤭
"Chan, I need a favor."
He said no. He would not choose between one or the other, it felt like choosing a favorite. And then he joked about them ending up on the school newspaper if they continued like this. And suddenly Han has a brilliant, amazing, incredible idea. He wasn't going to end up on it, he was going to ask to be featured.
----- @azraelyz cue more shenanigans~
But wait, did he even know who was in the news paper?
"Yennie, my favorite maknae, my beautiful child, my-"
"No."
"But I haven't said anything yet!"
"I don't need it, I don't want it - I don't think I wanna be involved in anything that's going on with you two."
__________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, how Hannie will convince his favorite maknae?
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
--------------
@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
----
@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
———————
@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
——
@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
—————
@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
——
good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
------
@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
______________
BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
——
@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
-----
@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
_____________
@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
——
@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
-----
@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
_________________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Richard blinked up at her father as he took her out of the terrarium.
Gently setting his daughter down on the desk, Jisung breathed. “Desperate times call for desperate measures right?”
Then the photoshoot began. It was all pictures of Richard’s little feet, because they were just precious. Jisung cooed at the reptile, giving her treats for being such a good model.
—————
@stayengene-4-life what will jisung do with these newly acquired photos…? it’s up to you :)
Minho woke up the next morning and entered the heart club lounge, only to see pictures of Richard plastered everywhere. Polaroid photos on the walls, the mirrors, even the ceiling somehow. A crowd of guests stood around where the two voting boxes where, all chattering and squealing over some commotion.
"What did Jisung do?" Minho mutters, annoyance flaring up.
------------------------
@platypusundercover your turn!! what could everyone be squealing over?
Minho looked over and saw Richard in her terrarium, with a little bow around her neck in the colors of the heart club. "Well isn't she so cute?" Jisung was suddenly beside him, grin wide, so obviously proud of himself. "Don't think I didn't see your dirty tricks, acting cute with the guests to get more votes. Two can play at this game." Oh, so Jisung chose war. Well, he's gonna get just what he asked for. Cuteness Warfare.
------- @azraelyz I send the chaos your way !
Minho had to be smart about it - if Jisung decided to put Princess out of her cozy corner in their apartment it meant that he was desperate. And as much as it looks good on him, that meant the game was about to get nasty.
It took a few things to prepare, few favors to cash in and a night with too little sleep but in the morning everything was ready for first guest to see. Minho himself, in butler attire, next to the full construction of cat trees in the corner across Princess' throne. On the very top, lazily glancing around, was Soonie, and on the floor Doongie and Dori were playing their usual tug war games. Tables were full of cat-shaped sweets, ready to be tasted.
_________________
Hey, @catgirl-yeji, whatever shall happen next? 👀👀👀
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
--------------
@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
----
@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
———————
@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
——
@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
—————
@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
——
good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
------
@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
______________
BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
——
@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
-----
@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
_____________
@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
“…asked me to meet him outside when we went for a run together. He didn’t even come inside like usual–“
“Okay, okay, I get it, Richard is a little creepy,” Jisung sighs and crosses his arms, still pouting although he seems to be considering and weighing his options. He likes cats, of course, but he’s been so happy with his little daughter too. There has to be a way to make both of them happy… do they need a mediator maybe?
@catgirl-yeji back to you!
"Okay, so, this might not ... like... the loser will probably still be upset but we could just do a poll? Ask the guests?" Han suggested, hoping that this would end the argument. Yet, when Minho agreed, very quickly, too, something started feeling off. "No cheating!" he added but Minho simply lifted his hands in surrender and promised he would absolutely never.
——
@platypusundercover I'm smelling sabotage uwu
And so for the next few days, a poll was posted at the heart club lounge, in the form of 2 boxes guests could slip a piece of paper inside. One voting for a new cat and one voting for a new lizard.
Surprisingly Minho suddenly became the textbook host, agreeable, smiling, and so sooo helpful.
"If you liked my service today, please vote for cat on the way out. Hope to see you again soon."
-----
@azraelyz you decide what jisung has planned to win his own votes?? 👀
This snake in catbit disguise, Jisung thought to himself absolutely outraged at underhanded tactics his jagi tried to pull.
He sighed deeply knowing, that he has no chance with direct confrontation against Lee 'The Aegyo' Know hismelf, so he had to have something good up in his sleave.
He looked at Richard through terrarium glass, "I'm sorry babygirl, but we have no choice."
~Would you look at that, what a precious little bean! Can you imagine what it would be when two of these precious little beans would could be captured together? Prepare for trouble and make it double, am I right?
_________________________
@cosmicluvrrrrr, please take it and touched it with your blessed hand~
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
--------------
@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
----
@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
———————
@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
——
@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
—————
@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
——
good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
------
@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
______________
BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
"Yongbok?" Jisung tried remembering. "Well, he was here last week for the host switch, but then he—"
Minho interrupted to finish the sentence in a less kinder way: "But then he begged Innie to switch again because as cute as Richard is, he had the feeling that she was watching him the entire time, ready to pounce — his words, not mine."
——
@platypusundercover surely, this can be saved, right? ;p
"But have you seen her? She wouldn't hurt anyone! She's so teeny tiny."
Jisung cooed at nothing thinking about his pet gecko. She was just so adorable.
"If he feels threatened by something this cute, I say that's a him problem."
Minho chuckled. "OK, then what about Hyunjinnie?"
-----
@azraelyz what did hyunjin do now....
"Did you forget how quickly he fizzled out of a beer invitation last week? His excuse was piss poor at best and I think it's the first time he refused so quickly."
"I don't think-"
"Still don't believe me, jagi? Aish, but surely, surely you have to remember when Changbin-ah..."
_____________
@blueohs, onto your capable hands, my love <3
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
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@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
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@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
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@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
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@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
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@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
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@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
"Besides, people are usually more inclined to calm down if they see a cat, but there is many people — including our own friends — who are almost or fully and completely afraid of lizards, despite having fallen in love with Richard." Honestly, Han talking about Richard as if she was a real human child he and Minho had adopted was incredibly sweet, stupidly so — but at this point Minho was arguing for argument's sake, and hoping Jisung wasn't realising he just liked rage-baiting him.
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good morning @platypusundercover ~ have fun with this!
Jisung looked conflicted. It's true that the others don't always get too close to Richard... Are they really scared..?
"Do you really think so?" He started with a small voice.
He looked absolutely dejected. But his pout was a bit too obvious.
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@azraelyz take it away and try to resist the puppy dog eyes hahaha
Minho looked at him, at his doe boba eyes, his full lips plumped in perfect shape of pout, gazing expectantly at him. He knew those eyes and that face a little too well for Jisung to fool him. And the thing is, Minho could agree to another lizard, they were cute, rather low maintenance and he quite like the idea of Richard having a sibling.
But now it was a matter of principle. And pride.
"I don't know, you tell me. Have you seen Yongbok here lately?"
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BOOM. @catgirl-yeji, what will happen next?
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
--------------
@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
For moments uncounted, they simply stared at each other, Minho clearly convinced he was in the right, stoic as ever, and Han's eyes trying to convey the pain his bleeding heart was causing. Richard deserved company. He pouted: "Hyeong. Is this because I asked Changbin to name her?"
----
@platypusundercover I hope this works and isn't too dramatic or something~ in the name of the heart!
"What? No, of course not!" Was it ? No way. Minho wouldn't be butt-hurt over something like this. Would he... ? Well maybe he was! But he was not about to admit it anytime soon. "I'll let you name her brother if you want!"
--------- @cosmicluvrrrrr go go go !!
Now this piqued Minho’s interest. What kind of diabolical name could he come up with? Maybe something funny? A way to tease Jisung? Or something SO unbelievably cringe?
Oh man. This poor lizard.
“Deal.” Minho said mischievously.
“I think we’ll name him…”
———————
@catgirl-yeji UR TURN!! NAME THE LIL GUY WHATEVER UR HEART DESIRES :D
Silence, heavy with expectations, settled, Minho wracking his brain but trying to look entirely as if he wasn't. It needed to be perfect: funny even in ten years still, befitting a lizard, a little teasing — and obviously female so that he matched his new, older adoptive sister in terms of naming convention. Oh, wait — obviously! "Let's name him Han-ah," he gave and smirked at the other, warmly.
——
@platypusundercover love u!!
Jisung frowned.
"Hannah ? Like Chan's sister ? Isn't that going to be weird ?" Minho breathed deeply. Of course Jisung wouldn't have caught the pun. He's so oblivious. "No, not like Chan's sister. Like you, pabo."
----- @cosmicluvrrrrr take it awayyy~~
“Oooohhhhh!” Jisung draws out, as Minho facepalms. How was he that clueless?
“So… it’s settled then? We’re getting a lizard!?” Han says, visibly vibrating with excitement. It made Minho happy to see him so full of joy, but he couldn’t give up just yet…
“Well hold on now! You have to hear me out on why a cat would be a MUCH better choice!”
—————
@azraelyz start the counter argument! i believe in you!
"First of all - biscuits. Who doesn't want the feel of two tiny paws massaging you after day full of schedules? And the sound effects? 12/10, would recommend. Moreover they're easy to train unlike some people I know."
"Hey!"
_________
@catgirl-yeji, go go go go~!
~ FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEARTS IN RICHARD WE TRUST
Part of the STAYBLR SKZ-OURAN EVENT
EVENT GUIDELINES
PROMPT:
Minho and Jisung usually support each other on everything, but when there’s a vote for a new dorm pet, the duo’s fierce competitiveness comes out in full force.
follow this post and check the comments to communicate with your club!
Jisung is convinced another reptile is the way, after Richard that much is obvious, but Minho is dead set on another cat, he wants someone to cuddle with.
*yeets post at you and yells into the distance* I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU @azraelyz
"But hyung, Richard will get lonely, she needs a little sibling to spend time with!"
"I have stories and video evidence how brotherly love works in practice."
"if we get her a brother I'm sure they will get along just fine. Surely, he won't allow for his sister to be hurt."
"That's precisely the issue Jisungie, you will get her younger brother - someone she'd have to take care of."
--------------
@catgirl-yeji it's your time to shine! FOR THE GLORY OF HEART CLUB IN RICHARD WE TRUST
Welcome to The SKZ-OURAN SCAVENGER HUNT!
To celebrate TWO YEARS of STAYblr, we're unleashing Host Club Chaos of creativity, with the return of everyone's favourite: The Task List.
WHAT IS THE TASK LIST?
EVENT RUNS 16—27 June
Earn points for you Club — TEACUP, HEART, ROSE, or KISS — by completing items from our KatEnge-Approved Task List. From designing and crafting, sharing and collaborating, there's truly something for everyone! Some tasks are whimsical, some are heartfelt, and some are… delightfully SKZ-OURAN levels of ridiculous. Every submission earns points for your Club, and if last year taught us anything, it's that the competition will be fierce! Keep an eye out for KatEnge (Intrikatie/Renge) posts with more opportunities to earn points!
RULES:
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Complete as many tasks as you like. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Each task may only be completed once per participant. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Tag your post in the community with the Task Number (#56). If the task number is not included in the tags, it cannot be counted. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Repost your submission in our Discord to earn a BONUS +3 points for your Club!
IMPORTANT: ‧₊˚❀ Whilst our anti-spam rule is relaxed for the duration of the event to allow everyone a chance to submit entries, all other community and server rules remain in effect. ‧₊˚❀ The use of AI-generated content is not permitted
🌸Help your Club climb the leaderboard and claim Host Club Glory!🌸
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚ Create chaos. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚ Spread love. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚ Become the ultimate charmer.
Have a question about a task? Message @stayblrr
Have a regular sleep schedule please
i refuse. what beats staying up until 2:30 in the morning reading about the same two bitches falling in love but in a different way?